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Page 7: Less Talk, More Kill

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

On Page 8 we’ll learn what Rage’s special vampire ability is. I doubt anyone would guess it unless they were at least half joking at the time.

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360 Responses to “Page 7: Less Talk, More Kill”

  1. Nifty Says:

    Excellent! Rage is BACK!

    And killing is once more in style…Dipshit, lol

  2. Rempli Says:

    Time for the owning to rilly start

  3. Jesse Says:

    SECOND!

  4. Simon R Says:

    yeaaaah! ah man rage moments like that make me happy in an evil way!

  5. Dorth Says:

    Heh, awesome page… again… again… ag… you get the idea ^^
    Wonder how he’s gonna take learning about the A-Bomb… Even thogh the world has been overrun by zombies, and he was in military and all, that is still something quite atrocious to discover :S

  6. Jesse Says:

    Okay…so I was just pwned by the combination of a comment-approval system, and my own obnoxious need to declare where I am in a sequence of comments.
    Not too unhappy, though, as this is still the highest I’ve been on the page.
    This is ten kinds of cool. The last line sells the whole page for me. Poor guy was just a handful of weeks too soon into the ocean.
    Wonder how he’d react to the Internet, other than becoming an instant porn addict.
    I never thought I’d be grateful for late-night homework.
    Which needs to be done now.

  7. Mel Says:

    Things are going to get interesting from here…

  8. CMT Says:

    Let’s hope when he says people he means zombies….

    Also, I love the “what’s an atom bomb?” comment from the guy who’s been underwater for 70 years.

  9. Kitey Says:

    CMT: 65 years not 70 man

    Jees our nice zombie man has an awful lot of learning to do.
    Look at Maths face when he remembers Rage it looks so cool and it also proves that they did actually forget about him which i find hilarious.

    EEP SCARY GLOWING EYES AND FANGS ON RAGE EEP

  10. Cat Says:

    Yay for pick-me-up page! I really could have used this today after what happened yesterday at school.

  11. Jesse Says:

    Cat, did you just have a regular run-of-the-mill bad day, or do you go to Illinois State?

  12. SEA Says:

    Yay, rage’s back =p

    Gotta love the last panel with math and sullivan…with the fact that rage is going to kill that many zombies and knowing that something called the atom bomb was created during the 65 years…

  13. Mage Says:

    So… how exactly is Math ripping chains?

  14. shavenlunatic Says:

    Sorry if this is a stupid question (and/or if it has already been asked before)… but isn’t math human now? Looks awfully like he’s tearing through metal chains with his bare hands. Has he retained some of his former strength?

    Again, sorry, I’m honestly not nit-picking (especially as it annoys me when people pick over every single detail/plot hole/vampire ‘fact’ in the comic).

    I just needed to ask :)

  15. shavenlunatic Says:

    Ignore above comment..

    Especially after reading the ms paintmash of the comic.. it seems clear that math is just moving the chains and sully is doing the snapping.

    I’ll go get my dunce hat eh?

  16. Chris Says:

    I got to say that Math’s face is less neutral and more stark fear. Rage’s power must be interesting if Math doesn’t think he is joking. My first guess is that Rage has some berserker mode where he just cuts loose and any living thing in a certain area would probably end up shredded into little bits. Second was that he couild somehow explode and repeatedly pull his body back together but that one sounds a little farfetched.

  17. Demon! Says:

    I like the title of this chapter ;)

    And, I have no doubts Rage can do what he said he would do. Go get ‘em!

  18. Ayashi Says:

    terrific page, loving the dialogue

  19. Joseph Robinson Says:

    I wonder if Rage can fire eye lasers?

  20. Anko Says:

    That last panel is just too hilarious. It’s so hilarious I can’t think of anything that could be more hilarious. Anyway, great page.

    I think I know what Rage’s ability is. He can summon huge armies of puppies. Puppies that are so hungry they would be happy to eat zombies.

  21. Gr3g00r Says:

    oh Rage … he’s my favourite :)

  22. Kamatu Says:

    Well, let’s see. It cannot be super strength, super speed, super agility, super naming-of-kill-methods, super pain tolerance, super pain (giving or receiving) enjoyment or super healing since Rage has already shown these……

  23. IGOR Says:

    They all have super healing abilities and I hope he wont start killing the good zombies because then they realy scrued :)

  24. Northstar Says:

    XD And thus Rage shows off another of his levels of awesome.

  25. Krasno Says:

    Crazy ideas for Rage’s power:

    He shoots laser beams out of his eyes.

    He transforms in the Hulk.

    He tears walls down screaming “OH YEAH!!”

    He farts incredibly poisonous clouds of fart whenever someone pulls his finger.

    He spits fire.

    He can command the aquatic life.

    He is actually Chuck Norris. ‘Nuff said.

  26. Questionable Says:

    Aw, Rage is so cute when his bloodlust gets going!
    I’d hug him except…y’know

  27. nathan Says:

    Panel five might be the greatest thing ever

    I’m glad to see that my idea of him rebelling against the vamps now that Addison is gone turned out to be false. I don’t want anyone to have to kill Rage…

  28. Tegu Says:

    “What’s an atom bomb” sums up Sullivan’s problems so well. God I love this comic. It’s amazing, and I have much more to say, but unfortunately I must go to class now.

  29. arkus Says:

    Yay, it’s Rage! Math in panel 2 scares me but makes me laugh.

  30. Gr3g00r Says:

    Maybe he will turn in the thousand bats :> and cross the army of zombies like plague or locust :)

    I don’t know why these vampires can’t change in bats so maybe Rage will can :)

  31. Ed Says:

    I heard that there is no chin within Rage’s beard.

    .. there is, only another fist.

  32. Brellchild Says:

    Sullivan is in for any number of nasty shocks. Just think about everything he missed…

    Rock and Roll.
    Transistor Radios.
    Computers.
    Bikinis.
    Civil Rights Movement.
    Jets.
    Rockets (mostly).
    Cold War.

    Heck, that’s just off the top of my head and I’m dead tired at the moment…

    One wonders what he is going to think of the world that he missed. I suspect a great deal of disbelief in his near future.

  33. Noyava Says:

    I thought Math was human now, how is he snaping chains with the bare hands like it’s no big deal?

  34. Rith26 Says:

    No, Anko, it’s obviously charm & compassion.

  35. Will Says:

    Awesome page… given that Sullivan has a pretty decent sense of smell, you have to wonder how long he knew that Rage was sitting there chained.

    As for Rages power, I’ll take a guess that maybe its some kind of energy manipulation? Given that Devian can fly, stands to reason there might be more “X-Men”-esque powers out there

  36. Tobascojack Says:

    Perhaps he turns into an adorable puppy.

  37. Kanian Says:

    “Whats an atom bomb” that is so rich man, can’t wait for the next page.

  38. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Math is not ripping any chains. He’s just clearing away the ones that Sullivan already ripped.

  39. Random Says:

    How come Matheson can still break chains barehanded without being a Vampire or did he just lose his smelling abilities?

  40. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Wow, you can’t be serious. Anyway, you people disgust me. Random is obviously banned, along with anyone else who asks that question again.

  41. Eltharrion Says:

    Maybe next he’s showing us how to generate ki blasts from pure anger and joyment of killing? Njaah, wouldn’t be his style.

    Or maybe he just grows about size of scycraper by eating a lots of bodies and starts smashing puny zombies into heads.

  42. Tanaar Says:

    I’m guessing something more along these lines: not restricted in strength by the amount of blood he’s had. In the FAQ, it says most vampires need about a pint a day to be at full strength. Maybe Rage doesnt need that…it would be fitting, in a way.

  43. Tyna Says:

    Looks excellent guys!! I’ve been reading since somewhere in the beginning of the first story and love it all the way!!

  44. Ken Oberlin Says:

    Bobby – I don’t think Random was trying to reiterate the previous posters thought – I’ll almost wager that his post wasn’t included right away due to the whole “moderation wait” thing. You know, post, and wait between 10 and 15 minutes before it is viewable for anyone else. Besides, I thought the same thing about Math as well until I read your response, and now it makes perfect sense to me..

    BTW, I’m loving the color.. Not that the B&W was bad, but the color adds something..

  45. Eltharrion Says:

    Or, with the blood idea, he just can rip his arm off and it regenerates into new rage, and so we got 2 blood-thirsty Rages… (YEAH, then everybody might ask why the hell he hasn’t made around 500 copies of himself yet. That’s easy: He has allways killed them (or himself, it’s little bit confusing))

    But anyway, either our dear writer(s) are just annoying us with whole “Rage’s vampire powers”, they got some great joke coming up wich nobody can really see before it slaps our faces or it’s either puppy-thingie or domination.

  46. PsychoP Says:

    RÁÁÁÁÁÁGEEEEE!!!!

    Heh… I fucking like him xDDD

    Rage is just perfect xD

  47. Matthew Says:

    More or less Rahe’s ability will be tied with his name by my guess lol

  48. Odin Says:

    I have a question Bobby. Do all of the vampires inherit or have a power such as flight or intelligence or powerful sense of smell? If they do then who gave Rage his powers or Devian hers? And if Rage inherited his powers is the vamp who turned him a bad ass too? Just wondering.

    -Odin-

  49. Anko Says:

    “Do all of the vampires inherit or have a power such as flight or intelligence or powerful sense of smell?”

    No. Here’s part of an old comment by Bobby that you might find helpful.

    “Not all vampires have some sort of unique ability. Rage was already very strong before he became a vampire, since he was a professional wrestler who worked out all the time, and becoming a vampire enhances most of your abilities as a human. So if you were already strong, then you’re gonna be super strong, even more than a normal vampire. A “normal” vampire is probably twice as strong as the strongest human in the world of their same height and weight, but it varies from case to case. Devian is weaker than a normal vampire, for example.”

    Also, Devian was born a vampire and comes from a long line of vampires descended from the first flying vampire – she wasn’t turned, if that’s what you were thinking.

  50. Glasswalker Says:

    http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=886#comic

    I’m a day late and a dollar short (I know), but I thought you guys might get a laugh out of the punch-line here.

  51. RDBRaptor Says:

    Holy cripe! The coloring in this comic is really getting very good.

  52. Narfen Says:

    Just come to think about one thing… How do he get his hair like that after 65 years on the ocean floor? I must be missing out on the “do it natural way” or something..

    Still.. To bad they didnt kick him when he was in all the chains.. couldv’e been fun.

  53. Dan Says:

    “Still.. To bad they didnt kick him when he was in all the chains.. couldv’e been fun.”

    yeah until he came out and beat the shit out of both of them

  54. Nicholas Says:

    Is it just me or does Math’s face look odd i picture 2?
    it just doesnt seem to right…

    well maybe it is just me…?

  55. Katy Says:

    my guess for Rage’s special ability – ballet dancing! All he needs is a bit of inspiration and off he goes on his twinkling toes, snap-kicking zombie heads off as he goes …

    This message brought to you by vertiginous feelings …

  56. Bobby Crosby Says:

    “Bobby – I don’t think Random was trying to reiterate the previous posters thought – I’ll almost wager that his post wasn’t included right away due to the whole “moderation wait” thing. You know, post, and wait between 10 and 15 minutes before it is viewable for anyone else.”

    No clue what you’re talking about. Somewhere around a MILLION people asked the same fucking question before him and then 20 minutes before he submitted his comment I ANSWERED IT. There is no 10 or 15 minute wait period. New people need their comments approved by me, and if I’m online at the time I do it instantly (I get e-mails whenever someone comments). The people who post on these comments are INSANELY stupid, you know. Someone posted on like Page 5 a couple days ago or something asking if there was ever going to be a Page 6. People are retarded and annoying.

  57. Theinen Says:

    Yea, Math sort of resembles Mac in the 2nd panel, but I know why…. fear. He’s not a vampire anymore and he just left Rage chained up and missing the good zombie killing. Me thinks he’s praying that Rage will see Sully first and think “Zombie must die!” while he tries to explain everything lol.

    But you’re all wrong, Rage’s power…. his black coat will turn red… music will start playing…. and it’s Thriller Time! The zombie’s one true weakness!

    This page got me thinking though, Rage doesn’t even seem to care that Addison is laying there dead, and back before the big attack, Addison said doesn’t matter what the outcome was, it was win/win for Rage since he likes torture and pain. So seriously, what’s the guy’s weakness? Haha! I know his too! Kill yourself before he can, rob him of his fun! Hey… never said you’d make it out alive >.>

  58. Altair Says:

    Brilliant. And hillarious.

    Loved the last panel, expecially Sullivan’s face. “What’s an atom bomb?”

    But panel five, and the way Sullivan and Math are giving Rage the “Ummm….ok…??” look. :)

  59. Cat Says:

    I go to Northern Illinois University, the site of the shooting yesterday. Hence my bad day…I was in the building next door when it happened.

  60. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Sad.

  61. Endless Says:

    My guess is that he can explode

  62. JT cool Says:

    Rage’s power is probably to grow in size or being a genius.

  63. Ayashi Says:

    Pretty sure Rage’s special ability is he transforms into Bobby Crosby and bans everyone from earth, but not without rapier wit and hilarity stuffed into every casualty. I fucking love this comic

  64. Kanian Says:

    IN response to random, he may have had the page up before you posted Bobby and hadn’t refreshed, say he was looking at another site and didnt post before another 19 or 20 minutes.

  65. Bobby Crosby Says:

    And in response to Kanian, what the heck does that matter? At least two people asked it previously in the comments, which is reason enough not to ask it, and he chose the name “Random” and used a fake e-mail address, which annoys the shit out of me in the first place. I hate total morons like him. Also, shavenlunatic answered the damn question before I did –

    http://www.lastblood.net/main/2008/02/14/page-7-less-talk-more-kill/#comment-16431

    Anyone else who insanely defends Random will be banned obviously.

  66. liz Says:

    lol “what’s an atom bomb?” :D
    love this comic!

  67. Zachy T. Says:

    In regards to Rage’s “ability”…

    I’m standing firm on my speculation that he can go over nine thousand.

  68. Theinen Says:

    # Zachy T. Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    In regards to Rage’s “ability”…

    I’m standing firm on my speculation that he can go over nine thousand.

    “What’s it say Vegeta?”
    “It’s over nine thouuuuuuusand!!!!!”

    ahhh good old high school memories lol, good times….gooooood times

  69. Lazarus Says:

    My guess is Rage can jump really well. Like a Kangaroo, or Mario, or even better a bouncy ball! Or he can sing?

  70. Veratyr Says:

    I lol’d.

  71. IGOR Says:

    I think your all rong I think RAGES ability is to KICK SHIT OUT OF EVERY ONR :)

  72. IGOR Says:

    *ONE

  73. JoshuaFLCL Says:

    Each time I see Rage I like him more

  74. Ninmecu Says:

    I have to say, the comic is in itself really good. But the comments are where the real action is, if it werent for the comments and Bobby kicking the fucking shit out of the little kids who can’t think past the letter A, I don’t know if I’d be as interested in LB as I am…Always a pleasure to see an idiot put in his place. Thanks for the fun and games Bobby.

    On a side note, I would imagine Rage’s ability is a non-sense making one. His character is rather…Insane, so if his ability were a normal one, well it just wouldn’t suit him. Think outside of the box, but not “anime” outside of the box(By that I mean talking kittens and kids with fucking hedgehogs as hair. :\)

  75. Engineer Says:

    This page is just awesome! Glad to see Rage on the rampage again!

    Love the last panel, might have even been funner(if that were possible) if Sullivan had said ‘What’s an Adam Bomb?’

    Totally kickass, can’t wait to see what’s next!

  76. Krasno Says:

    More crazy ideas for Rage’s ability:

    He can summon Chuck Norris at will.

    He can spit watermelon seeds with deadly speed and accuracy.

    He will then huff and puff and blow the zombies away.

    He can shoot fireballs from his hands if he ate a magic flower previously.

    He has the star of invulnerability, but he never uses it since he loves torture.

    He is Chuck Norris, ’nuff said.

  77. teardropcatcher Says:

    Whoa, Rage is scary. Really scary, but I’m curious as to what he’ll do next xD. Oh, and Math looks weird in the second pannel, very… young. Donno…
    Nice page, can’t wait for more!

  78. Crazy Artist Says:

    how can Math tear the chains?? he’s human. most humans don’t have chain-ripping strength. other than that awesome

  79. K-man Says:

    I love Rage :}

  80. Zaldaran Says:

    I don’t know why, but I keep waiting for rage to use his hair to pull a zombie’s head off.

  81. Zaldaran Says:

    I swear rage has just been waiting for the zombie apocalypse. He must have been bored as hell before all this went down.

  82. Anko Says:

    “how can Math tear the chains?? he’s human. most humans don’t have chain-ripping strength.”

    Wow, seriously dude, what the fuck. You’re literally the fifth person to ask that on this page. It has been answered already by Bobby himself. He also said that anyone else asking that question would be banned.

  83. Lance Says:

    FUCKING AWESOME!!!!! That is the only thought I had as I read this page. Well done Bobby and Owen, well done.

    I have a question, do we even know if Rage has a power? He could just kick ass, why does he need a power when he can perform such classics as the ol’ Switcheroo or the Atom Bomb?

  84. Krasno Says:

    Crazy Artist, that question was answered a number of times and it pissed Bobby a lot. I suggest you to apologize before he reads your comment and bans you.

  85. Mewt Says:

    OMG HAY Y R MATH RIPPING CHAINZ AZ HUMAN LOLOLZ!

    *Hides from the Banstick of raaaaaaaage!*

    *Peeks about*

    >.>;

  86. Lunas Says:

    rages power Animal Form…. or war form… feral claws?

  87. Krasno Says:

    Lol mewt

  88. Odin Says:

    Thanks Anko that cleared up the confusion. Sorry about the late reply my job ate me for a while. Mewt makes me laugh. Scattered brain…22hour shift. Must go into a coma for a while now. Keep up the good work Bobby and Owen!

    -Odin-

  89. Ferreter Says:

    “What’s an atomic bomb?”

    WOW O_O…hard to remember sometimes that the atomic age really is only (this being comparatively) began around 60-70 years ago, my parents weren’t even conceived then, like its been just such a force in the world & history (which is basically,the world as well lol)…but really, what a great line, like wow–realy reminds you he really is WAYoutta touch…and it also made me laugh, though I think it was in a sad way, a sad laugh…

  90. chelle Says:

    best page yet in my opinion. the chains thing confused me but luckily i can read, so the comments cleared it up. lol.
    I was i’ll admit a little sceptical about the colour, but i love how you still kinda have it muted of darkened or something, anyway, still looks sweet as owen.

    loven it all keep up the good work guys.

  91. Krasno Says:

    Lol, I want to see his face when they tell him that the man was on the moon and lost interest in it, that cloning is possible, that you can alter your genes and that smoking is bad!

  92. Arilean Says:

    Rage is definitely so totally metal!
    Also i love the historical thing with sullivan not knowing about atom bombs.
    Thumbs up!

  93. Jesse Says:

    Well, it was nice knowing you, Crazy Artist.
    And Mewt, do you enjoy juggling hand grenades in nitroglycerin factories?

  94. Narfen Says:

    After givin it some thought… maybe he just is stronger and more vicious than the average Vampire.. well DOH! maybe thats why he had all the chains on him… slapping myself…

    Maybe he dont have any special “abilities/gifts/powers” cept that he is a totally badass and completly careless about everything cept his own entertainment ?

  95. Anko Says:

    “Maybe he dont have any special ‘abilities/gifts/powers’ cept that he is a totally badass and completly careless about everything cept his own entertainment ?”

    From blog post: “On Page 8 we’ll learn what Rage’s special vampire ability is. I doubt anyone would guess it unless they were at least half joking at the time.”

  96. Skiptag Says:

    I rue the day Rage runs out of things to kill…

  97. Ninmecu Says:

    “I rue the day Rage runs out of things to kill…”

    We’ll make sure to feed him lots of Internet idiots. The internet and TV were designed to keep idiots outside of public places longer. Long live the internet.

  98. Solreyn Says:

    His dick turns into a giant sword.

  99. Vasili Says:

    Two things:
    Rage ftw amirite?
    Also, Owen, top notch job on the new colored pages, they look insane, I never would have thought of rage as a norse looking psycho, but its fitting with the beserker attitude he seems to be packing.
    Keep it up :D

  100. Demon! Says:

    The title could actually serve as a nice slogan for Last Blood – “Less Talk, More Updates” :D

    Judging by his appearance, I won’t be surprised if Rage’s special ability is to go completely berserk… or turn into a Werewolf.

  101. deejay Says:

    I don’t even care to guess what his special ability will be, I just want to see it. :P

    Rage owns, and there’s nobody who can deny that.

    Someone said Rage will kill 19000 people. Let us think about that for a moment. In ex Yugoslavia, there was a concentration camp, called Jasenovac. A young communist called Peter Brzica worked there. They had a competition, whoever killed most Serbs in 24 hours would get a keg of bear and a golden watch. He killed 1680 Serbs in 24 hours. Now let us consider zombies. They have weak body integrity, so they die fast. Vampires are twice as fast and strong as humans. Rage is a heck of a lot more badass than other vampires. You’re telling me he could only kill 19000? I’d add more zombies to that number if I were you.

  102. gigi Says:

    Not sure if it’s been asked before but shouldn’t Rage be surprised that Math isn’t a vampire anymore?

  103. Lance Says:

    I find it disturbing that you know that. Though I also find it humourous that you think that number should be vastly increased for Rage.

  104. Kaos Says:

    Rage looks so pleased to go out and kill zombies (expect the good zombies). xD

    hmm. perhaps a lame question. but does there exist clanes/packs among vampires? sorry if this question annoys.

  105. KennyC Says:

    I’m just wondering, how long did they just leave Rage there? Hasn’t it been a couple hours? He seems like freeing him would have been one of the first things to do as soon as Sullivan came around. Well, nevermind. I’ll assume that they just cleared out any stragglers inside the school and hadn’t had the opportunity to get to him beforehand. So I guess the entire post is moot.

  106. Anth Says:

    I just realised, roughly how old was rage when he was bitten?

  107. Bobby Crosby Says:

    “Not sure if it’s been asked before but shouldn’t Rage be surprised that Math isn’t a vampire anymore?”

    No — all he cares about is killing and pain.

    “but does there exist clanes/packs among vampires?”

    Not really. Most stay to themselves and sometimes the one who turned them. Mostly loners.

    “I’m just wondering, how long did they just leave Rage there? Hasn’t it been a couple hours?”

    It’s been maybe 12 hours.

    “I’ll assume that they just cleared out any stragglers inside the school and hadn’t had the opportunity to get to him beforehand.”

    They didn’t have to clear out any inside the school. Those all ran out after the humans. They’ve been killing the zombies all around the school, pushing back the zombie forces from the east and securing a perimeter around the school (and around the pond where the humans are), as Sullivan said at the end of the first GN.

  108. Brellchild Says:

    You want to know what Rage’s secret power is? Pull his finger…

    And for the truly cold-blooded thought of the day:

    I got to thinking about the long term effort at rebuilding the human race. Best case scenario I can see takes at least five or six generations, but there are some interesting problems that will doubtless come up.

    Specifically, humans will always be human and sooner or later someone will commit some fairly nasty crime. How do you punish them and really make it ’stick’ when the whole world has gone to H***? What could possibly be a nasty enough deterrent?

    As long as Sullivan stays around while the human race rebuilds itself, there is an exceptionally evil option available for gross violations of whatever legal code the humans come up with. In a very… interesting way it combines Capital Punishment with community service.

    Commit a crime of sufficient magnitude and spend the rest of eternity as one of Sullivan’s zombies doing whatever he tells you to do.

    Of course they are going to need some way (a uniform of some sort?) to tell ‘good’ zombies from ‘bad’ zombies, but it could work. Assuming you can convince Sullivan that is.

    Speaking of which, I hope Sullivan has his zombies on a short leash and some way for the vampires to tell which zombies are his. There would be a horrible irony if Sullivan’s zombies got offed by Rage and/or slipped out of his control long enough to kill the remaining humans.

    I should shut up now. I might be giving Bobby ideas.

  109. Bobby Crosby Says:

    The good zombies are the armed ones. If you see a zombie with a machine gun, don’t kill it.

  110. Amy Says:

    It’s good to see Rage is finally free. I like Sullivan more with these new scenes. It’s kind of funny to see him adjusting to the amount of time he’s missed.

  111. Tanaar Says:

    I’m liking Sullivan a lot too. He’s not the brilliant scientist like Addison, the charismatic leader like Math, the cunning type like Francis, or even the berserk badass like Rage. He’s an all-American folksy hero like his granddaughter, April.

  112. Lydia Says:

    Gotta love the look on Sullivan’s face throughout the entire page.

    “Uh, what?”

  113. Jonathan Teatime Says:

    “Tanaar Says:

    February 17th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
    I’m liking Sullivan a lot too. He’s not the brilliant scientist like Addison, the charismatic leader like Math, the cunning type like Francis, or even the berserk badass like Rage. He’s an all-American folksy hero like his granddaughter, April.”

    First off: Page 39 of the first GN kind of killed Math as the “charismatic leader” type for me. (I mean, he’s still perceived that way 99.9% of the time, but…. if his face is ever in shadow again I will immediately think of nothing but “Yes,” and that to me crosses the boundaries of the “charismatic leader” archetype*…. which is why it was such an awesome plot twist in the first place. Go Bobby. )

    And now, the reason I had to make this comment in the first place:
    He’s like a zombie-horde-commanding-vampire-Captain America! And hey, look, they’re both dead!

    :-D

    *When the charismatic leader archetype character’s face is in shadow, you’re supposed to think “Oh, okay, things are bad, but in the next panel he’ll be looking up into a light source and saying something about how they’re down but not out or something.”

  114. deejay Says:

    Lance: A friend told me to google his name, he found it funny. I remembered the fact, and it sort of fit here lol.

    Everyone keeps mentioning good and bad zombies. I might be wrong, but aren’t they all like bad if they aren’t under control? The zombies that captured the vampires were controlled by Francis at that moment, but once Francis was dead, they were on their own again, normal zombies. Wouldn’t the zombies Sully controls be the same if he let them be free? So there aren’t any bad or good zombies. There’s just those under Sully’s control and those that aren’t under his control. Am I right?

  115. Jackie_boy Says:

    “People are retarded and annoying.”

    Ok…yeah bobby is right, except if he means all people that would be extremely biased, and no offense bobby, stupid. I hope he just meant people like random.

    (Yes, I dug that up from one of his posts. Just felt like stating that what he said there, is what I felt pretty wrong.)

  116. Engineer Says:

    Yes, but saying good and bad is faster than ‘under Sullivan’s control, not under Sullivan’s control…’

  117. Lance Says:

    Well technically one could argue that Zombies have a constant state of neutral as they only go off basic instinct when not controled and when controled they aren’t going by any wil they might have had before. A zombie in this theory should therefore be treated more like an animal taught to obey someone as opposed to an exact force of good or evil as they are human terms.

  118. Krasno Says:

    “You want to know what Rage’s secret power is? Pull his finger…”

    Like this? http://www.metacafe.com/watch/584770/mystery_men_the_spleen/

  119. Mewt Says:

    Mewt enjoys juggling grenades -period-. Also, he’s been around since… *Counts* Page 3? 4? And thus has the benefit of the doubt for all stupid commentary made, even if he did stop commenting once the comic got popular. >.>;

  120. Tegu Says:

    This is great. I’m still loving this color, and the dialogue is still great. And to prevent any more anger/distraction to Bobby, I recommend that further discussion takes place on the facebook group. Just click my name for a link.

  121. ZenKai Says:

    Quoth the Crosby, “The good zombies are the armed ones. If you see a zombie with a machine gun, don’t kill it.” Y’know… in pretty much ANY other situation, I’d discount this as catastropically bad advice.

    No offence intended here Bobby, I understand how it applies in this case, but can you imagine? 28 Days Later zombies with chainsaws? Resident Evil T-Virus victims with Uzis? Hell, even Shawn of the Dead blibbering idiots with shotguns?

    Put it like this: you’re undead. I’m not. I get to go around armed. You get to try and eat me. No middle ground. No compromise. No negotiation. This is MY boomstick. You can’t have one. The whole “can’t be killed by conventional means” IS the balance.

    So no: if I see a zombie that’s armed, I’ll damn well kill it. You have around 6 billion left to choose from. It’s like the “Don’t kill spiders, they eat the bad bugs” argument. That may be so, but if they’re in MY bathtub (ESPECIALLY with a machine gun) they’re getting smooshed.

  122. Erebr Says:

    His power is killing Chuck Norris fan boys. Seriously, get over it. The jokes are old.

  123. Tomm Says:

    that was beautiful bobby. seriously. well done.

  124. Krasno Says:

    I personally don’t like Chuck Norris jokes, but that doesn’t mean I can’t take advantage of their popularity in order to remark the awesomeness of Rage.

  125. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Tegu: Stop mentioning the facebook group. I detest facebook. And there’s no reason to respond to this.

    ZenKai: What the heck are you talking about? Have you read the story? You’re basically saying “I’m so fucking stupid that I’m gonna kill anything that looks like a zombie, even if it’s the only thing keeping me and the entire human race alive.” They obviously needed (and still need) Sullivan’s zombies to survive.

    “His power is killing Chuck Norris fan boys. Seriously, get over it. The jokes are old.”

    Agreed.

    “I personally don’t like Chuck Norris jokes, but that doesn’t mean I can’t take advantage of their popularity in order to remark the awesomeness of Rage.”

    It does now for this site. From now on, a second (or more) mention of a Chuck Norris joke from the same person will result in a ban.

  126. nathan Says:

    quote:

    Quoth the Crosby, “The good zombies are the armed ones. If you see a zombie with a machine gun, don’t kill it.” Y’know… in pretty much ANY other situation, I’d discount this as catastropically bad advice.

    No offence intended here Bobby, I understand how it applies in this case, but can you imagine? 28 Days Later zombies with chainsaws? Resident Evil T-Virus victims with Uzis? Hell, even Shawn of the Dead blibbering idiots with shotguns?

    Put it like this: you’re undead. I’m not. I get to go around armed. You get to try and eat me. No middle ground. No compromise. No negotiation. This is MY boomstick. You can’t have one. The whole “can’t be killed by conventional means” IS the balance.

    So no: if I see a zombie that’s armed, I’ll damn well kill it. You have around 6 billion left to choose from. It’s like the “Don’t kill spiders, they eat the bad bugs” argument. That may be so, but if they’re in MY bathtub (ESPECIALLY with a machine gun) they’re getting smooshed.

    You sir are stupid. The zombies with guns are the ones that Sullivan controls. And thus are his army. The army protecting you, the civilian, from the zombies that will eat you. The zombies that are probably gaining vampire powers now.

    So… you are stupid

  127. fieldy409 Says:

    Does sullivan have a power?

  128. Krasno Says:

    Bobby: Message received, no more CN jokes.

    Fieldy409: Yes, he controls zombies, can zombifie humans, can regenerate damage at will and has enhanced strength. Read the damn comic and you can see that yourself.

    Something tells me that Nathan is soon to be banned…

  129. Bobby Crosby Says:

    “Something tells me that Nathan is soon to be banned…”

    Uh, read the damn comments more carefully. Nathan quoted an idiot and properly told him he was an idiot, just like I already did before. Don’t tell people to read the damn comic when you’re obviously horrible at reading things properly yourself.

  130. arkus Says:

    I think Rages ability is going to involve lazers.

  131. Brellchild Says:

    Are we sure Rage knows not to kill the zombies with machine guns?

    Having Sullivan’s zombies around the human survivors is still dangerous in any case. A zombie’s unnatural instinct is to eat humans. I know Sullivan is good, and that it’s a lot easier to keep the zombies standing in place than making them do complicated tasks, but it still only takes one slip-up to kill someone by accident.

    Continuously thinking ‘Don’t kill the humans don’t kill the humans don’t kill the humans’ every moment of every day for weeks/ months/ years with sufficient clarity to affect all of his zombies is impossible. But doubtless Sullivan already knows this and has planned accordingly. Every good soldier knows their own limits intimately.

    I like Sullivan. Any idea yet who you are going to get to play him in the movie(s)?

  132. Black Mage Says:

    Yep, that’s rage.

  133. xantan Says:

    if he’s human now…how is he ripping the chains with his bare hands?

  134. Anko Says:

    “if he’s human now…how is he ripping the chains with his bare hands?”

    I laughed for five minutes after reading this. Fucking hilarious. But also very sad how people can be so stupid. Anyway, the plain and simple answer is HE’S NOT. Here’s what I said to the PREVIOUS person who asked that question on this page. “Wow, seriously dude, what the fuck. You’re literally the fifth person to ask that on this page. It has been answered already by Bobby himself. He also said that anyone else asking that question would be banned.”

  135. Avram Says:

    Mr. Crosby is doing an amazing job of harnassing a winning formula from the hit shows Survivor and American Idol. With each new strip, a forumite (or four) is voted “off the island” with so little rhyme or reason, it’ll keep viewers guessing! The format of the ban is also variable. Will he simply effect a ban unceremoniously, or do so after a long speech in which he invokes Cicero’s verbal flaying of Gaius Verres, one of history’s most crusty and revered forum trolls? So whether you’re misgoverning Sicily or just your own half-baked post, remember that one comic author fancies walking softly and carrying a big BAN-stick.

  136. Katy Says:

    I just noticed that on Friday’s Phineus there is an … amusing analog to this page – it is worded differently, but the … shall we say – um, essence? – is the same. It’s in the last panel. If a new one has been posted before you have a chance to see it, the one you want to read is for 2/15/08 and the first panel has a confused-looking zombie saying “Brains?”
    http://phinmagic.comicgenesis.com/
    Gave me a chuckle, anyways. :-)
    Katy
    who is likely a bit TOO easily amused.

  137. Micah Says:

    Avram: No offense, but are trying to be funny or just an ass? At first I thought you were just trying to be humorous, but implying that Bobby bans people “with so little rhyme or reason” and just generally comparing any part of the comic with reality TV kind of confused me as to your intentions. Just curious…

  138. Owen Gieni Says:

    Spoiler: Rage’s power is the ability to make human Math have amazing chain ripping skills. It’s totally obvious.

  139. Bobby Crosby Says:

    LOL, love it. Getting you the Page 8 script soon.

    By the way, Rage’s power will bore and/or confuse most people, like they’ll be “Oh, really? Weird” in a bored way.

  140. Shadowsbane Says:

    Rage clearly has skills in knitting. Yep vampiric knitting skills. Why do you think they call him Rage, it’s cause the other vamps made fun of him for his power. :P

    Great comic by the way/

  141. Ayashi Says:

    Owen’s comment almost made me spew orange juice all over my keyboard, and I’m not even drinking orange juice. Looking very forward to this next page!

  142. Bella Says:

    …I’m slightly impressed. I thought the plotline was sort of ridiculous when I first heard of it but it’s oddly enjoyable. The art’s pretty good too.

    Rage is awesome. Not sure how I feel about Math becoming a human, but I’m fairly sure I’ll have forgotten about it in no time. ^^

  143. Sean Says:

    So, does a banning mean no more commenting, or does it mean that they are IP blocked and can no longer view the comic?

  144. Lance Says:

    Here’s a question, we all know not to kill the machine gunner Zombies, but does Rage…O_o

  145. Mewt Says:

    Lance, I think that’s the most ‘Uhoh’ statement of the day… >.>

  146. Rosin Says:

    I just now noticed that even though the right half of Sullivan’s head is all bone (excluding his eye), his ear is still intact. Thats some strong vampire cartilage he has there.

  147. Micah Says:

    After Rosin mentioned the ear thing something struck me that I simply hadn’t noticed before. I love the fact that the glowing zombie eye is on the more intact side of his face while the vamp eye, which allows you to actually see the eyeball is on the decaying side. It adds a weird kind of symmetry.

  148. Moose Says:

    Sigh.. is it wrong that I find the Zombie King number 2 oddly hot?

  149. nathan Says:

    Brellchild Says:
    “Having Sullivan’s zombies around the human survivors is still dangerous in any case. A zombie’s unnatural instinct is to eat humans. I know Sullivan is good, and that it’s a lot easier to keep the zombies standing in place than making them do complicated tasks, but it still only takes one slip-up to kill someone by accident.”

    Interesting point I must admit, especially with the previous comment by Sofia when she declared that she was not perfecting she was mastering (or whatever). Basically, I think that you’re right and that this could be an issue later in the comic.

    Krasno Says:

    Fieldy409: Yes, he controls zombies, can zombifie humans, can regenerate damage at will and has enhanced strength. Read the damn comic and you can see that yourself.

    …Yeah… he meant a special power, beyond that of a schematic or simple vampire. So there are actually two questions here.
    1) Does Sullivan have a power?
    Answer: Probably not, as he was turned by Addison and we didn’t see anything amazing out of Addison (except his intelligence, which Bobby already said was NOT a power, but simple smarts)
    2) If a vamp has a power and then becomes a schematic does he/she retain that power?
    Ans: Probably. See no reason not to.

    Of course, Bobby’s word is the final answer

  150. Kitey Says:

    “By the way, Rage’s power will bore and/or confuse most people, like they’ll be “Oh, really? Weird” in a bored way.”

    What are you talking about Bobby his power won’t make them say “Oh, really?” it will make them say “O RLY!”.
    Yeah its old i dont care its still fun

    When i saw Owens post i thought it was a fake post for a few reasons like that it is incredibly stupid and that im pretty sure he has a link in his name to one of the other million webcomics drawn by someone called Crosby (if you don’t understand this refernce you don’t read Sore Thumbs)

  151. Anko Says:

    “If a vamp has a power and then becomes a schematic does he/she retain that power?”
    “Probably. See no reason not to.”

    Francis certainly retained his enhanced sense of smell.

  152. nathan Says:

    Good call Anko.

  153. Lance Says:

    Well so long as any biological feature required for the power doesn’t rot off them, I’d say that all schaemiacs retain any powers they had as a vampire. Like Anko said, Francis retained his ability to smell and so long as say a super strong vampire didn’t have their arms ripped off I’d say they would keep that ability.

    Anyway, this does raise certain thoughts and questions. For example, the glowing schaemiac ‘eye’. Is that actaully an eye or a glowing hole where said vampire eye used to be? Bobby said getting that feature depended on what happened while becoming a schaemiac, so is it a physical, biological eye or a gaping mystic hole in their heads that still allows them to see?

  154. Nusku Says:

    Saw this and thought of LastBlood’s comments thread. HTH!

    http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

  155. Midnyte Says:

    I know others enjoyed it, but my favorite part was the ‘what’s an atom bomb?’. Keeping him behind the times quite appropriately :P

  156. liz Says:

    I know I’m commenting on this way later. oh well – i thought it was hilarious

    “It’s like the ‘Don’t kill spiders, they eat the bad bugs’ argument. That may be so, but if they’re in MY bathtub (ESPECIALLY with a machine gun) they’re getting smooshed.”

    damn straight that spider is dead-assed meat! :D

    I’d kind of freak out [if I had no idea what was going on], if I saw a zombie with a machine gun. yea that wouldn’t be a good thing for me. But I would just run away like a chicken with my head cut off. ((and then probably die somehow))
    So I hear what you’re saying ZenKai. – about zombies IN GENERAL.

    But THESE zombies? In THIS comic? yea, they’re FREAKIN SWEET.
    *note to self* (Don’t kill the ones with the machine guns.)
    Yay for machine guns!

    does that make sense?
    there is a difference between the zombies in this comic and in other stories/movies/people’s imaginations… right?

  157. Kitey Says:

    Wow i just looked at the number of comments on this page and whoever posted a couple of pages back or something about us having low amounts of posts compared to earlier has certainly just been corrected with our 150+ comments yay

  158. Demon! Says:

    Zombies with machine guns (or shotguns/chainguns) are a classic concept.

    Anyone here played Doom? It’s full of relatively smart zombies, who try to blow your head off with various firearms. Their schaemiac is Hell itself ;)

  159. darthclaire Says:

    Good old Rage. Can the chitchat and gouge out some eyes!

  160. Tyna Says:

    You’re right hah. The drama is in the comments… I can’t wait for the next page! Two plot lines is better than one, yes!?

  161. nusku Says:

    that’s right! I tune in to see who will be wrong next. I hope it’s not meeeee! (It probably wll be)

  162. Tegu Says:

    I’m hoping Rage’s power is something akin to having Addison’s indestructible clothing. It maybe that is his hair is hiding it, but I don’t see the cut from where the sword went through him.

  163. Zaldaran Says:

    I really like how Owen does such a good job at keeping sullivan (and francis) zombified, but still vampiric at the same time. That last frame where you can still see sullivan’s fangs is nice.

  164. Jon Pander Says:

    A little off-topic, but I don’t think anyone’s asked this before.

    Are there vampires who have other ‘classic’ powers of vampires? Like mind control (”Look into my eyes…”) or Changing shape (Bat, Rat, Wolf, Spider, Mist, etc). I know that Bobby has taken his own approach to vampirism, but I was just curious if any of the currently existing vampires have powers along those veins. Get it? Veins. Blood in the veins… I made a joke! HA!

    Of the ’super vampire’ powers so far shown (by super I mean that while all vampires have powers, some seem to have above-and-beyond-the-’norm’ of even other vampires, and some like Devian have unique ones), I only remember seeing have been super-smelling and flight (and of course schaemiac zombie controlling powers, for schaemiacs), but I’m asking about non-schaemiac powers. Are there others that have been shown that I havent remembered, or will Rage’s power be the third type shown?

    Hope my questions arent too convoluted.

  165. Jon Pander Says:

    Oh yeah and I think I remember some people mentioning the punk mohawk vampire might have super-speed or something?

    (I’m particularly curious what Big Black’s power is, and if Bobby’s thought up a name for him yet)

  166. Jon Pander Says:

    Hrm I added something but it didn’t seem to add on:

    I tried to add another comment where I said that I seem to recall some people mentioning in comments that the mohawk punk vampire might have super-speed or something as well.

    And I also mentioned that I’m particularly curious what Big Black’s power is (that is, if all vampires have a special power to which they acclimate), and was wondering if Bobby had thought up a name for Big Black yet.

  167. Tegu Says:

    Mohawk having super-speed was a suggestion I made, partially in jest. Do NOT consider it canon. Bobby has made no mention of him having any special powers. To my limited knowledge, BB does not have a name yet.

    I’m hoping that some form of either hypnosis or weak mind-control is a power, something akin to the schaemiacs power. Something that could get enhanced during the 65 years.

    Or have humans start to exhibit little signs of change. I imagine that most victims are drained dry, or at least not repeatedly drank from. I personally think it would be cool if, over time, a vampire drinks enough blood from a person, they start to turn. Powers without bloodlust. Could be cool.

    Again. Super-speed is a power I made up, not Bobby.

  168. Tegu Says:

    I made up the super-speed thing. Whether it’s true or not, I do not know. I would certainly hope so, but I really have no idea. I also don’t think BB has any declared powers, nor a name.

  169. Rosin Says:

    that old wound would probably be healed right now Tegu. Math healed a bullet wound in apx. 1-2 hours.

  170. Rosin Says:

    graw! sorry about that post on the old subject, my computer just sucks like that.

  171. Anko Says:

    “Or have humans start to exhibit little signs of change. I imagine that most victims are drained dry, or at least not repeatedly drank from. I personally think it would be cool if, over time, a vampire drinks enough blood from a person, they start to turn. Powers without bloodlust. Could be cool.”

    But they’re going to extract the blood with medical tools.

    “Super-speed is a power I made up, not Bobby.”

    Ha. You didn’t make the power up, just suggested that the punk vampire had it.

    “that old wound would probably be healed right now Tegu. Math healed a bullet wound in apx. 1-2 hours.”

    Tegu was talking about the clothing. And it didn’t take 1-2 hours for Math’s wound to heal, it healed instantly.

  172. Tegu Says:

    Anko, as always, you know/remember just enough more than the rest of us for it to matter. Thank you for correcting others, and correcting myself. While I still think it would be cool, the medical supplies remove that possibility.

  173. Theinen Says:

    Hmm….. this seems to have disappeared from the comments now…. but I think maybe Rage never gets tired and only needs blood to push off the pains and stop ‘the process’? Could be like Juggernaut in once he gets going, almost impossible to stop.

    There was the big battle with the zombies, and he was fighting far longer than the rest since Addison unleashed him right after they crash landed, and while the other vamps were tiring out, Rage’s claws were getting longer and he’s biting through chains. And ever after all that, he was tied up for about 12 hours and he’s about to get back to killing. Not asking for a lick of blood.

    Hey…..it kinda makes sense, he was a pro-wrestler, so he had alot of stamina, so now he has super stamina lol. Maybe that’s another reason why they turned him into a Ball of Rage?

  174. Tegu Says:

    Theinen, I think you have nailed it. Not a real impressive power, but it fits well with what we’ve seen.

    And nice pun.

  175. nathan Says:

    I think a power that Bobby did mention was super vision (like binoculars)

  176. fieldy409 Says:

    good theory theinen….but bobby said you would have to have been joking to guess it, so that sounds too…reasonable. sides, maybe hes just had a lot to drink before we saw him, is getting weaker but is too manly to mention it.

  177. fieldy409 Says:

    btw rage looks truly evil in colour!

  178. Jon Pander Says:

    On a related note: I think mind control would probably be one of the more useless powers (at least in this sort of setting) unless it can be used to mind control zombies (which I doubt would happen since that’s more of a schaemiac thing and zombies strike me as relatively mindless normally), since there are so few humans left and there’s not much point in mind controlling other vampires.

    I was just curious about if Bobby had mentioned any other powers, and if ‘unique’ powers was a thing where each vampire has one, or if it’s a rare thing (like one in every X vampires has some sort of unique talent which can be passed on).

  179. Bobby Crosby Says:

    I’ve said dozens of times, including very recently, that not every vampire has a unique power.

  180. The Shroud Says:

    Maybe rage blows up when he gets angry enough? That would certainly be unexpected, if odd.

  181. Jon Pander Says:

    Rage’s power is when he gets angry enough, he even can break the fourth wall.

  182. Northstar Says:

    I have to say Sully in the fith panel there strikes me as really adorable for some reason. LOL

  183. Jeremiah Says:

    I Dont know if you guys have thought this. And I’m not trying to be disrespectful in any way But Rage kind of reminds me of “Jack” From vampire the masquerade bloodlines. Except Jack wasn’t so gung ho about everything

  184. Micah Says:

    “Zombies with machine guns (or shotguns/chainguns) are a classic concept. Anyone here played Doom? It’s full of relatively smart zombies, who try to blow your head off with various firearms.”

    Doom definitely counts as “classic” in the realm of video games. However, I think it hardly counts as “classic” as far as zombie lore (or concepts) goes.

    @ Jon Pander: Rage’s power is breaking the fourth wall… Fucking hilarious. Love it.

  185. Zaldaran Says:

    “Maybe rage blows up when he gets angry enough? That would certainly be unexpected, if odd.”

    That actually sounds reasonable. I’ve got my vote in for that one.

  186. Lano Says:

    Half-joking at the time…

    Hm, it wouldn’t be super farts, would it? >_>

  187. Kitey Says:

    Zaldaran if it sounds reasonable it probably is wrong because sure Bobby says theyd have to be half joking, but Bobby says a lot of things so it has to be totally unrealistic like the ballerina stuff earlier in the comments or…
    LASER BEAM RAGE(insert sound of lasers firing here i can’t remember how to spell it)

  188. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Keep in mind that I’ve also said it’s boring.

  189. Zaldaran Says:

    maybe it’s a real boring explosion! he just sort of goes poof!

  190. Andrew Says:

    Perhaps his power is being able to eat iron (e.g. biting through the chains) in lieu of the iron-containing hemoglobin of blood? But if so, why didn’t he just eat the chains around him? Nevermind.

    Wait, I’ve got it. His power is simply the inversion of pain that Bobby’s been talking about regarding him.

  191. Yes_its_me Says:

    just read this comic thought from the start and loved it.

    oh and Rages’s power is probably something akin to corpse explosion,
    which would be really cool and explain the atom bomb comment he made.

  192. Andrew Says:

    “oh and Rages’s power is probably something akin to corpse explosion,
    which would be really cool and explain the atom bomb comment he made.”

    He just explained the atom bomb comment in the comic.

  193. Altair Says:

    I think that the stupidity of those “DUhhhhhhh, is it…vodka?? It’s gotta be vodka!!” people from pages 111-112 of the first GN has been surpassed by these idiots… I have little to no hope for humanity at this point. :) What’s next? (I shudder to think.)
    __
    I love the way the red vampire eyes look in color– much different than how I’d been imagining them in the black-and-white version… But very cool. Can’t wait for the next page, and Rage’s special ability: I think it’s funny that Rage, who is a badass killing machine, would have a power that’s classified as ‘normal’. I like the irony.

  194. Kitey Says:

    “Keep in mind that I’ve also said it’s boring.”

    Dam i thought i dreamt that bit, someone like Rage with a boring power no fair.
    Flower/Rainbow shooting eyes then?

  195. Wazza Says:

    Brilliant stuff again BC – you’ve got the timing of these pages down-pat for sure, with action, followed by pages of recent history, more crazy action, then details on vampire abilities/old history, slowing it down a bit… and then… unleash Rage! I now dub thy creation Kriegshunde! ^_^

    With the movie/series that you have in the works – have you had any ideas on who you’d have for our favorite maniac? How about Donald Gibb? I know it’s been 2 decades since Bloodsport (which is making ME feel fricking ancient…) but he’d be almost perfect in my books.

    Besides, Rage seems like a guy who would definitely quote “I love anything full-contact… I need some more scars on my face!” and mean every word of it!

    Well, that’s my 10 cents for the night. Cheers! :D

  196. do jest! Says:

    Maybe his super power is that he can grow a beard really fast and then make wigs for all of the zombies. Then the zombies wouldn’t be so bored.

    Or maybe he can produce pheromones that will make all zombies gather into a massive orgy pile.

    or maybe he jumps really high into the air and then slams into the zombies causing a shock wave K1 style.

    or maybe he just picks up a rifle and a straw between his lips, sits on his rocking chair and shoots a zombie every once in a while.

    or maybe he can bend time so he can go back when he was younger and fuck himself :S

  197. Lance Says:

    Rage’s power is both boring and you’d need to be half joking to nail it…

    Perhaps he just sharpens his claws and fangs more so than other vamps?
    No, too boring.

    Farts tear gas?
    Too stupid…

    I’ve got it!
    Rage’s power is to transform Zombie guts into a projectile weapon! Simple yet effective for grossing people out before you rip them in half. Now I say farewell to this weirdness, good bye.

  198. Demon! Says:

    Maybe Rage’s power is to increase the rate at which the GN is updated :D

    Just kidding…

  199. JT cool Says:

    Well it is obvious what Rage’s power is.

    To grow his beeeaaarrrrddd!

    Growing a beard is the next manliest thing to bending stuff.

  200. . Says:

    Hell yeah, I can’t wait for the next panel! This will kick ass! Nuff said, let’s crack some zombie-heads^^

  201. Shayna Says:

    I know we are at the whim of Crosby and Gieni. but but but…..

    (whiny girl voice) I’m addicted! over 10 days is too long wahhhh!

  202. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Totally my fault this time, still haven’t even written Page 8. Been lazy/depressed. Everyone should write to me on AIM (bobbyc1012) and tell me to hurry the fuck up and work on shit.

  203. Will Says:

    hey i dont get it. if math is human how was he able to break the chain’s that was holdin rage.

  204. Cody Says:

    I do not want to sound whiney, or be taken the wrong way. (and sorry in advance if I do), but it may be better to take the “new page every MWF” part off of the site banner.
    I just noticed that now just by fluke chance, and I have been keeping up todate with this comic for sometime now.
    good luck with the next page.

  205. Cody Says:

    and will, that has been answered, and asked many times.
    he is not breaking any chains, he is clearing away the ones that rage has already broken.

  206. Anko Says:

    “hey i dont get it. if math is human how was he able to break the chain’s that was holdin rage.”

    Seventh time this has been asked on this very page. Bobby replied to one of those, saying that anyone asking the question again would be banned. I also replied to the last two. Thanks for keeping us all amused. Whenever I see one of these I laugh out loud, but after a minute I get very sad about the current state of humanity.

    “I do not want to sound whiney, or be taken the wrong way. (and sorry in advance if I do), but it may be better to take the “new page every MWF” part off of the site banner.
    I just noticed that now just by fluke chance, and I have been keeping up todate with this comic for sometime now.”

    But the banner is totally accurate. Every MWF means every month with flowers. So the comic is actually updated a lot more often than the planned schedule.

  207. Moss Says:

    I swear I will personally hunt down the next person who asks the question will just asked.

    Dear Fucking Retard (Will),

    Bobby has repeatedly answered this question on this page. I lost count at how many times he had done so. If you take the time to read through the comments like a intelligent, contributing member of the internet would, you find that Math is actually pulling the chains that had already been broken out of the way. Thank you for taking the time to read this comment like a contributing member of the internet, and I hope you feel humiliated by your own stupidity. Have a nice day.

  208. Cody Says:

    lol, ah right, thanksd for clearing that up for me Anko, but where the hell are my flowers

  209. Ken C. Says:

    # JT cool Says:
    February 25th, 2008 at 10:32 am

    Well it is obvious what Rage’s power is.

    To grow his beeeaaarrrrddd!

    Growing a beard is the next manliest thing to bending stuff.

    ——————————————————————–

    Actually, a beard is a prerequisite to bending stuff. Think about it, when have you EVER seen anyone without a beard bending stuff? At the VERY least you need one HELL of a handlebar mustache!

    I think Rage has the ability to use his Pro Wrestling moves, combined with his super-human vampire strength to do an incredible airplane spin body-slam where he leaps about 40 feet into the air and impacts the ground so hard the concussion actually blasts the rotting flesh off all the zombies in a 20 foot radius.

    Ken C.

  210. Micah Says:

    “Growing a beard is the next manliest thing to bending stuff.”

    I think that is one of my favorite LB comment quotes that didn’t come from Bobby. I’m gonna use that to make fun of all my 20something-year-old friends that can’t grow beards.

  211. You Asked For It Says:

    What’s everyone planning to do for the two week anniversary since the last new comic? I’m planning on deleting my bookmark.

  212. Shayna Says:

    >>>I do not want to sound whiney, or be taken the wrong way. (and sorry in advance if I do), but it may be better to take the “new page every MWF” part off of the site banner.<<<

    Not that I wasn’t whining myself, but just mentioning to artists about the actual schedule, makes you look like an anal tard. Only Nazi’s and English Butlers follow the schedules absolutely.

    I can respect artistic depression. I draw custom tatoo designs. one week I wanted to kill myself because a godzilla design wasn’t coming out right. aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  213. Shayna Says:

    BTW Beards rock! When my husband grows face pubes, I wanna attack him– and usually do! tickle tickle hee hee!

  214. Micah Says:

    You Asked For It: You are an asshat.

  215. Lance Says:

    I agree, You Asked For It is a complete asshole as are the others who can not respect the creative process. Stop whining you little bitches and just enjoy this FREE entertainment you are being given for NOTHING! I write stories that aren’t even posted on the net and I still feel pressured as my friends often want to know what happens next. So anyone out there who feels like whining just think what it’s like to have a deadline then how crap it is to miss it before you open your traps!

  216. Tegu Says:

    You Asked For It: You fail. Not only will you be deleting your bookmark, we will be celebrating you go. Bye bye.

    We real fans will continue to wait, and read the comic again, in an attempt to reduce our uninformed comments.

  217. liz Says:

    Rage! >:D
    I’m excited to see what his ability is.

  218. D.B. Says:

    I dunno guys, loosing “You Asked For It” seems like a really big loss, such a quality guy and classy act. I know I’ll feel the emptiness (!)

  219. Owen Gieni Says:

    I haven’t even talked to Bobby about the new page myself, i’ve just been getting caught up on other things, Have been a bit down and unproductive myself lately, that happens to us all. The good news is that it’s usually followed by a creative spurt. I did 3 pages today alone of various projects. It felt great. Keep the faith. LB will be back strong shortly. If there is no script this week I’ll do a pin-up or two to fill up the spare time. Thanks for your patience gang.

  220. Demon! Says:

    “You Asked For It” – Next time you complain about late updates, why don’t you take a look at all the 120 pages that have already been done. Think about how much effort and creativity went into making every single one of them.

    Do you recognize quality when you see it? If yes, perhaps it won’t kill you if you wait a couple more days.

  221. Shayna Says:

    Your right, every frame is a work of art in itself. I love going back and re-reading it. I even have the wowio issues saved on my flash drive to show my friends.

    This would sould like a testimonial commercial, if I said the brand of flash drive. lmao!

  222. Shayna Says:

    SOULD!!! I FORGOT OUT TO SPELL!!! AHAHAHAHA

  223. Euphoria Says:

    “But the banner is totally accurate. Every MWF means every month with flowers. So the comic is actually updated a lot more often than the planned schedule.”

    …that…is utterly adorable. xD

  224. Mel Says:

    Omg, i just read it all in one sitting, im like awwwww its done :(
    but shit this is an awesome story
    totally cool, the whole vampire vs zombie thing, i totally love it!
    Keep up the good work! XD

  225. Krasno Says:

    I would rather wait a month for a mind blowing awesome l337 comic, than have 3 rushed and crappy comics a week.
    Not only does Bobby put a lot of effort in the writing and imagining of each vignette, but also Owen busts his head figuring the light, colors and expressions (what if Bobby just posted his Paint-drawed sketches?) and finally Chris has the totally boring task of adding the word bubbles and lettering.
    So stop whining, would you rather do all of those things with the exact same level of quality???

  226. Will Says:

    just as a note, that Will is a different one then me lol don’t want to get flamed on later pages for someone random asking a stupid question thats been answered more times then there are humans left in this story :)

  227. Shayna Says:

    CHANTING…

    give me quality
    give me art

    those who don’t like it
    on them I fart.

    a big and juicy
    steaming pile

    on anal retentives
    I spew my bile!

    beauty comes with
    total patience

    Crosby and Gieni
    talent without pretense

    (a shayna original)

  228. Lazarus Says:

    Another guess at Rages ‘power’: Is he an expert at knitting?
    A mundane talent to keep his hands busy when he’s not fighting.

  229. Jaysburn Says:

    I’ve read up from the bottom a bit, (I havn’t been here for a while, there was only like 30-50 comments when I was) and I’m not going to spend my time this late at night trying to find the answer. So I’ll make it up myself. Someone (or a lot of people) asked about the chain thing, I was a bit confused, but I just figure “He’s unwrapping the chains that Sullivan Ripped already”
    Yes? No? Maybe?

  230. Nifty Says:

    Yep Jaysburn, that he is. Good call.

    I just wanted to take this time and mention how Sullivan’s muscles are HUGE. I like the way they are drawn, but seriously-massive.

    Was it purposeful to show Sullivan’s arms and not Rage’s/Math’s, or was it just costume?

  231. Kitey Says:

    what if Bobby just posted his Paint-drawed sketches?

    NEVER EVER SAY THAT. if you give him the idea he might do it. It’s murphys law man, if you ignore its existence it doesn’t. You mention that it’s there, and it just might happen.

    Lazarus: Rage needs to keep his hands busy now? Hell froze over when exactly? Rage exists to fight, sleep, fight, eat, fight, feel pain, fight, kill stuff(not to be confused with fighting), fight and comedic relief. Did i mention he’s here to fight?

  232. Dannyboy Says:

    i dont know if anyone has said it already, and im not going to check cause there are 13 thousand comments already, but maybe rage’s ability is to heal other people by absorbing their injuries into himself. that would make sense, cause he would enjoy the pain it would bring, and he heals very fast cause hes a vamp.

    i know, its not a funny special power, but what are you gonna do about it?

    yeah, thats what i thought.

  233. JD Says:

    laser eye vision lol

  234. albarn321 Says:

    no more kind word, BOBBY, GO AND WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT

  235. Jessabelle Says:

    Maybe Rage’s power is getting a new page up? No no thats just silly isnt it.

    Random didnt do anything wrong.

  236. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Jessabelle is obviously banned for being a fucking moron.

  237. Dannyboy Says:

    good work bobby

  238. Owen Gieni Says:

    Bobby just sent me a new page. Unfortunately, due to my mild retardation, I only have a mouse to work with for now so the page will have to wait til I get everything up and running again. Hopefully earlier this next week. Transfer all anger and lateness to me til then.

  239. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Then transfer the anger to me when you see that we didn’t tell you what Rage’s ability is yet. That’s not gonna be ’til Page 9 now.

  240. Krasno Says:

    Oh no! Page 9? That’s like two weeks, considering that Owen doesn’t have drawing materials as of right now… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (head explodes)

    PS: I really hope that Bobby was joking about Rage’s skill being boring…

  241. Joseph Says:

    Personal Comment please skip if your offended by opinions , Anko please get your head out of Bobbys ass, surely you are aware that not everyone has the capacity to read through all the comments, not everyone can read fast.

    Anyways back on topic!

    nice update , needs another one now :)

  242. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Joseph is obviously banned for being a total fucking moron.

    “not everyone has the capacity to read through all the comments”

    Uh, Random’s comment about Math ripping the chains came DIRECTLY AFTER my comment explaining it, moron. People can at least glance at the VERY LAST COMMENT, which is DIRECTLY ABOVE THE BOX THEY’RE TYPING IN, especially when it’s from ME and talks about Math ripping chains, the subject they’re whining about. And it’s a similar situation for almost everyone since him who has asked about the chains. Usually within a few comments of theirs it was answered by someone else just before that. Also, if someone doesn’t have the time to read the fucking comments, then they shouldn’t ask questions, since most likely the answer would come dozens of comments later anyway, so what are they gonna do, never read the answer to their own question??? It’s fucking retarded on a million levels.

  243. Odin Says:

    For all those who say they don’t have enough time to read through all the comments. Let me start by saying I hope you at least read this one. If you have a question about the comic and there is a bunch of comments posted and don’t feel like reading them just skip to what Bobby says. It is usually an answer to the obvious questions. Either skim through until you see a blue name or use control F to find a word on a page. Type in Bobby and it will go to his first comment on that page. Please stop annoying all of us and ESPECIALLY the people creating this by not checking before you ask a question.

    -Odin-

  244. Lance Says:

    Owen said it, therefore I will. I blame you Owen, I blame you lots. For what I do not know, so just get to fixing that comp and working on the comic for the blood thirtsy masses.

    See you all later. Pop Tarts and Death people.

  245. Vasili Says:

    Hmmm.
    Bobby, have you considered just disabling comments for the pages?
    I just went back and read all the comments on the previous 3-4 pages and dear god. The amount of sheer fucktardery that some people come up with. It’s gotten to the point for me were I say to myself ‘Sweet, Bobby and Owen have brought a new page out…Oh wait, how long til the stupid comments start up.’

    Anyway just a a thought.

    Like I said in my previous comment, kick ass page and kick ass comic in general.

    And on another note, (Directed at Anko) How has that fan comic you were doing comming along?

  246. nathan Says:

    Deleting the comments is silly as Bobby has revealed many things in them that has kept speculation in moderate limits (like revealing Sofia BEING a FZ and such)

    Obvious things, (like it NOT BEING VODKA) that apparently fester in the minds of stupid people.

    So yes, comments eventually get a lot of stupid ideas, but they also get good ones too.

  247. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Not having the comments would be retarded on a million levels. As I’ve said many times, and as is obvious for anyone who has read many pages of the comments, I’ve used several ideas from the comments in the comic and they’ve been helpful.

  248. Krasno Says:

    I have an idea, IF ANYONE HAS QUESTIONS GO TO THE FORUM AND LEAVE BOBBY ALONE. USE THE COMMENT SECTION FOR FEEDBACK ONLY.

    http://z15.invisionfree.com/BobbyCrosby_Fansite/index.php?act=idx

    There are like 18 members, so a wild guess suggests me that most of you didn’t know it existed. Go there, register and ask there your questions!

  249. Anko Says:

    “And on another note, (Directed at Anko) How has that fan comic you were doing comming along?”

    It’s not.

    “I have an idea, IF ANYONE HAS QUESTIONS GO TO THE FORUM AND LEAVE BOBBY ALONE. USE THE COMMENT SECTION FOR FEEDBACK ONLY.”

    That idea will probably be ignored, because it has several major flaws. For one, the people who ask stupid obvious questions generally don’t read all the comments, so they are the people who won’t pick up on the fact that you posted this. The people who do read the comments had their questions answered before even asking them, or they post intelligent questions that only Bobby can answer, or they ask questions the answers to which aren’t obvious. And even stupid questions are a type of feedback – they point out things that might not be obvious to the average reader, and those things could be made clearer in the movie version.
    In short, I think you’re wasting your breath. The forum isn’t particularly active anyway – there haven’t been any posts since December.

  250. Lance Says:

    Wait, the stuff in the bottles WASN’T vodka??? O_o

    Just kidding, please don’t kill me.

    Yet another guess at Rage’s power. Rage has durability to the point where he can only really harm himself unless conpletely restrained.

  251. Shayna Says:

    Joseph said, “surely you are aware that not everyone has the capacity to read through all the comments, not everyone can read fast.”

    DUDE!! Why not just declare yourself STUPID right now! As far as the comments are concerned. STOP BEING RUDE!!! A joke is fine, but being an ass isn’t.

    The whole point of the written word is to go at your own pace.
    I have three neices with ADD and they hated to read. Until I got them hooked on web comics! Now they beg me to go to the comic shops.

  252. Morgan Says:

    when the movie comes out what do you think it will be rated?

  253. Shayna Says:

    Sorry, I didn’t finish my point–maybe I shouldn’t ramble on.

    Anyway…

    The reason it worked for my nieces is because reading is the most basic, form of knowledge. There is no speed read timer!

  254. nathan Says:

    The powers we are suggesting are silly. These powers are typically just increases in previous powers (except flight, although I have a feeling that power got extinct rather than a singular evolution)

  255. GatGat Says:

    *tear* Thank god Rage is still around. Hes best at makeing dead things dead again.

  256. K-man Says:

    15 days without an update? ^.-

    I’m suprised…

  257. Shayna Says:

    >>>*tear* Thank god Rage is still around. Hes best at makeing dead things dead again.<<<

    SO CUTE!

    But I loved that one frame where the little vampire boy stabbed a chain-goon in the eyes!!! He looked so happy! REALLY CUTE!!

  258. Jon Pander Says:

    Got a question for Bobby that has nothing to do with powers or chain ripping. And I’m pretty sure that it hasnt been asked before.

    I think it’s been stated quite a few times that book 1/movie 1 takes place over the course of day 31-32 (except for the first few pages which take place on day when Francis busts out and zombifies the girls) (if I’m wrong that’s fine, all I’m saying is it takes place over a rather short period of time which just seems long to us since we’re reading the comic over a long period of time).

    My question for Bobby is will Book 2 of Last Blood take place over a similar short period of time (1-2 days, aside from flashbacks), or will it be over a longer period?

    And to K-man: I think that Owen explained why the page is delayed, he right now only has a mouse to draw with and I think we’ve all become accustomed to seeing him doing his very detailed art (makes it worth the wait). I read a lot of webcomics and I’ve found that usually the more detailed the comic, the longer it takes. Last Blood actually tends to be updated a LOT faster than most comics which are not nearly as detailed. Plus it’s in color now, as opposed to book 1. I’m amazed it doesn’t take even longer and that Owen usually draws as fast as he does in the first place.

  259. Dannyboy Says:

    i really like the comments, because even if theres no helpful news in them, i get to see bobby ripping idiots to pieces. thats just fun times. most webcomic authors handle these types of idiots with kid gloves because theyre afraid to lose readers or because theyre just plain weak. its really refreshing to see one who calls someone out for being a total dumbass. good for you bobby. dont ever change.

    p.s.- ive almost spelled your name “booby” so many times it makes my head hurt. sorry man, im trying not to do it, but i know its eventually gonna happen. i apologize in advance.

  260. Sci guy Says:

    Hello
    On a whim, I looked LB up again, and lo-and-behold, part two has begun!
    Hooray!!!!!!!!!!
    I was expecting a much longer break period.
    Seeing the close of up of rage’s face reminded me of a question I had before; is there a standardized bite type that vampires have? I notice, for example, Rages fangs are his canines and, to a lesser extent, his outer incisors. But Sullivan’s Fangs appear to be just his canines. Is this inattentiveness on my part? Or, if I’m correct, could there be even more bite types?

    My guess as to Rage’s ability: he can force others to feel the pain he is experiencing. Or, alternatively, he can absorb the pain of those around him so they don’t feel it.

    Inquisitively yours, Sci Guy
    P.S. Owen, the color is an excellent addition to your already stunning artwork

  261. Cat Says:

    Wow, such bitterness has developed…Jeez, fan-kids, calm the drama a bit.

    Sci-guy, I think the former of your two theories might be a little bit more interesting. Absorbing pain would be…kind of fail, I guess. e_0
    And I’m very interested to see what Rage’s power is going to be.

    As for the forum, come on guys. Seriously. Why no postings? xP

  262. Bobby Crosby Says:

    “will Book 2 of Last Blood take place over a similar short period of time (1-2 days, aside from flashbacks), or will it be over a longer period?”

    It will be longer — not sure how much longer at this point. At least a week probably.

  263. fan Says:

    I have an idea about Rage’s ability – surprising, yet boring: cookery.

    This wouldn’t actually be useful to the plot inany way, shape of form, but I love the idea of Rage in an apron fighting zombies while whipping up a batch of brownies.

  264. Lance Says:

    Dear Cat, I don’t know about the others but I haven’t posted on the forum mainly because I can’t find the bloody thing! Any directions to that section would be appreciated.

  265. Anko Says:

    “Dear Cat, I don’t know about the others but I haven’t posted on the forum mainly because I can’t find the bloody thing! Any directions to that section would be appreciated.”

    LOL. http://lastblood.net/main/2008/02/14/page-7-less-talk-more-kill/#comment-17367

  266. rash1981 Says:

    Rage == awesome sauce (even with knitting power)

    can’t wait for page 8… and not just because the Rage-ability-jokes are getting stale ;)

    Any word yet on when it will be released, or will we be seeing some bad ass Zombie-Smashing-Rage pin-up soon?

    [ps not criticizing just horribly stoked to read the continuation]

  267. ~_~ Says:

    Don’t be so lazy, draw something ^^

  268. TheLazySamurai Says:

    Wow I’m totally addicted now. Good one at the end, made me laught so much in class that i got detention :P . But wow I just read through everything twice again and I’ve noticed some things that really did awsome foreshadowing for this one especially. Great job guys, keep it up.

  269. Peter the Mage Says:

    Wow, excellent work. We’re waiting for the next page

  270. liz Says:

    “This wouldn’t actually be useful to the plot in any way, shape of form, but I love the idea of Rage in an apron fighting zombies while whipping up a batch of brownies.”

    :D LOL

  271. marieke Says:

    mmmm… brownies made by Rage. *wipes drool off keyboard*

    Rock on guys, galls and fellow fans, for the others I have but one remark: I know they say there are no stupid questions but I dare say the internet has proven us wrong … and then there’s the statement that monkies on typewriters would eventually produce the entire works of Shakespeare…
    So, my advice: Dumb people, please give your keyboard to the nearest monkey and cheer it on!

    All in good fun people, remember, we’re given all this wonderful updates for free.

    Have some class, don’t be an ass ;)

    And, yes, I totally loved the comic, but I already said so before and I don’t feel like repeating it every time I post. Previous comments are still valid!

    The HummingBird ~ avoiding stale rage-power jokes with frightening ease *winks*

  272. Jon Pander Says:

    I actually like Sci Guy’s guess about Rage’s secret power. It would fit into what we know about Rage being a masochist (love pain and being tortured), plus it’s also potentially useful (imagine if Mac could keep on fighting without feeling any pain. Mac Attack even longer!), and it’s also sort of boring (oh, he can take in other people’s feeling pain. How… yawn…. well I suppose it makes sense).

    Oh well we’re going to have not one but two more updates before we know for sure what it is.

  273. Anth Says:

    Christ, is Owen sick or something?

  274. Joe Says:

    Great page guys, but how about another?

  275. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Ugh, read the damn comments, and if you’re too lazy to do that, then at least read OWEN’S COMMENTS. Takes two seconds to search for his name on the page.

  276. Anth Says:

    Righto, calm down.

  277. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Banned obviously.

  278. Cody Says:

    Reasons why I love this comic
    1) its free
    2) its fucking amazing
    3) I laugh harder everytime bobby bans someone.

    I jsut hope theres more stupid people to be banned :) (and not me please)

    keep up the work.

  279. K-man Says:

    Urgh 23:rd place on TWC :S

    I would read a comic consisting only of the TWC vote MS paint sketches ^^,

  280. Islam Sharabash Says:

    I’m getting anxious for the next page… I bet rages ability is to get into a fighting frenzy / high…

  281. alex Says:

    Hey Bobby,

    check out lulu.com its an online book publishing company.

    For all those outside the US. And for all those who want to order a hard copy but dont want the hassel of going to a comic store. I know its not the primary purpose but this may be another way to make some cash off these.

    Or does wowio have a sole licencing agreement whereby you can’t sell though other sites?

  282. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Um, read the blog post on this very page, where I link to the page on this site where you can order the books.

  283. alex Says:

    Man I am blind. I have looked at that blog on every page and never noticed!

  284. Bobby Crosby Says:

    It’s not just the blog. There are links to it everywhere and I mention it constantly.

  285. Ash Says:

    I just had a question about the date. The way I figured it, its either the day before, the day of, or the day after Halloween. Am I right? By the way, I love this comic. love love love love love.

  286. Bobby Crosby Says:

    It’s Halloween Day on Page 7.

  287. Micah Says:

    These comments have actually kept me entertained all week. Is it bad that I crack up laughing every time someone gets banned?

  288. Kitey Says:

    No it does not Micah it just makes you a fan of Bobby, this comic and a hater of complete and utter dumbasses.

    Bobby I was looking on the Order page and I was just wondering are there any full volumes of Last Blood(pages 1-112) cause I’m really bad with comics and I would probably misplace them being that thin. I hate to lose one of them, then have to pay $16 to get a new one (dam $11 outside US shipping). If not I’ll just see about getting each of the 4 individual volumes.

  289. Bobby Crosby Says:

    “are there any full volumes of Last Blood(pages 1-112)”

    That’s out in April. Will be available to order from this site in late April.

  290. Owen Gieni Says:

    Hi gang. Still no pen yet. Tomorrow or Wed is the word. Page will be on Thursday if that happens. I can’t wait. I’m losing my mind as much as you guys are.

  291. jon Says:

    oh i was beginning to think something might have happened to you guys- thank goodness it was only a pen :P

  292. Krasno Says:

    “Cody Says:

    I jsut hope theres more stupid people to be banned :) (and not me please)”

    Let me quote Alber Einstein:

    “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”

    Infinite bans FTW.

  293. Shayna Says:

    Dancing the dance of the blindly devoted–waiting with infinte patience and love.

  294. JT cool Says:

    Oh man this is the worst case of Withdrawal I have ever had.
    No Last Blood in such a long time. Everything feels so cold.
    So very cold.

  295. Jon Pander Says:

    pfft. Owen explained why there hasnt been an update. Twice, actually. His drawing equipment (pen, and I guess whatever else artists use to make pictures like what we’ve been used to seeing) is out of commission and he needs to get another one. And I’m no artist but I’m pretty sure that you can’t do detail like this with just any ol’ Bic, so when he gets the new one I’m sure you’ll get your fix (for those who missed his latest post, he said he’ll probably be getting it Tuesday or Wednesday and he’ll apparently get it drawn and scanned up by Thursday (which means it takes him only a day to do this sort of art which is really impressive in my mind).

    Seriously, I like both of Bobby’s comics/movie ideas, but I think Owen’s art is what makes me like Last Blood even more.

    Not that I don’t think Eisu’s art is awesome also, or that Bobby’s storyline is extremely well thought out, but I’m always -blown away- by Owen’s attention to detail in the pictures based on Bobby’s MSPaint’ing.

  296. deejay Says:

    I know the topic of chain-ripping is a dangerous thing nowadays, but I’m wondering. We see that Sully is breaking the chains, and Math is clearing them off, no arguing about that (unless you have an IQ under 30). But you’ll notice that there’s a couple of chains just sort of standing up in the air, between Sully’s and Math’s hands. How is that possible? Just sort of stood out to me while I was thinking about the comic today.

    Owen, please have mercy and draw the page ASAP, not just because I’m starting to feel the symptoms of a lack of LB, but I’m starting to worry about the mental health of Bobby, and the rest of us normal folks. If we get another comment about Math ripping chains, I’ll gauge my eyes out with a hammer.

  297. deejay Says:

    PS. My apology to Owen, forgot that it isn’t your fault. I certainly hope for the reasons stated above that you will soon have the ability to work again. Once again, I apologize.

  298. Shayna Says:

    Jon Pander says: ‘pfft. Owen explained why there hasnt been an update. Twice, actually.’

    Um, excuse me Mr. Pander, we already know that. Some fans (like myself) submerge themselves in melodrama and artistic expression when we miss things we love. Its like a mournful compliment to the creators.

    It also keeps us from cursing random morons in vain and possibly getting banned.

    BTW I do hope your full name isn’t Jon Pander? That is certainly not the smartest thing I’ve seen a Special Ed student do.

  299. Bobby Crosby Says:

    “But you’ll notice that there’s a couple of chains just sort of standing up in the air, between Sully’s and Math’s hands. How is that possible?”

    Uh, please tell me how it’s possible that this ball is hanging in mid-air, floating all by itself:

    http://www.ruf.rice.edu/~gradspkr/images/jordan.jpg

    Same answer.

  300. Anko Says:

    “Same answer.”

    For the easily confused, that answer is MAGIC.

  301. deejay Says:

    Thanks for the answer Bobby. I was suspecting it was momentum, but that also means Sully is really really fast, since he managed to rip the next set of chains before the others fell down. That awesomely rocks.

  302. Tegu Says:

    And for those still wondering why there isn’t a new update.

    Black Magic.

  303. nathan Says:

    typically a comic is just a single shot of an action in time
    action is implied between the panels
    this action includes things succumbing to the force that is gravity

  304. Courtney Says:

    Ah! I just realized it! Bobby reminds me of my ex boyfriend!

    Sorry, no one need pay heed to that… it just suddenly struck me… how similar they are.

    Anyways, I haven’t been here since the airplane crashed. THAT’S a long time… LAST BLOOD ROCKS.

    I dunno why, but the color thing just isn’t sitting well with me… But I do love eyes now.
    (I’m also sad I didn’t get to see Math-vampire in color… T.T)

  305. Tanaar Says:

    LB withdrawl:(

  306. Demon! Says:

    “(I’m also sad I didn’t get to see Math-vampire in color… T.T)”

    How about this – http://www.lastblood.net/main/2007/04/11/pin-up-matheson/

    :)

  307. Ninmecu Says:

    “or the easily confused, that answer is MAGIC.”

    Omg, I coulda sworn is was pie :( Damnit :(

  308. Treast Says:

    * Begins clicking around the page where the next button should be wondering where it went… sighs not finding one then just clicks the vote link to try and keep the ever declining ratting from bottoming out all together…*

  309. Cyclops Says:

    Owen said:
    “Thanks for your patience gang.”

    No complaints here, knowing that the patience will be rewarded with more great pages. This comic is so great…

  310. Dannyboy Says:

    oh man, so happy about lb coming back soon. yay.

  311. Ninmecu Says:

    Re-read a majority of the pages out of boredom and a want to get to know the story bit better again, seeing as I’ve been reading since sometime in like July, I noticed a Major improvement in the drawing. I’ve gotta say Owen, congrats on the massive improvement in your talents.

  312. Courtney Says:

    Demon!
    ““(I’m also sad I didn’t get to see Math-vampire in color… T.T)”

    How about this – http://www.lastblood.net/main/2007/04/11/pin-up-matheson/

    Well, yes, I knew there was one, but I didn’t quite feel up to going back and making sure, and it’s not quite the same anyways, you know?
    Though I do love THAT one, and thanks for pointing it out! =]

  313. Krasno Says:

    “# Dannyboy Says:
    March 1st, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    p.s.- ive almost spelled your name “booby” so many times it makes my head hurt. sorry man, im trying not to do it, but i know its eventually gonna happen. i apologize in advance.”

    Lol, boobys.

  314. Aquamage Says:

    NOOOOO! IT CAN’T BE! still no new page I’ve checked day after day after day, please I’m begging for a new page! I might die out of boredom if I can’t read this comic, would you finish a new page faster if I begged? cause I will…

  315. Erik Says:

    How is it you draw the comic exactly Owen? Do you use a touch screen like a cintaq (Sp?) or is it done primarily on pen and paper first?

  316. Cody Says:

    I think this page responses have hit an all time high.
    patiently awaiting more comics.
    break a leg owen, jsut not a hand.

  317. Batty Girl Says:

    This was the most intense commenting i have ever witnessed! Aside from that, I really wanna see Rage beat the undead snot out of a million zombies!

  318. Kitey Says:

    (this might piss some people off. Please don’t be upset I’m doing the fanboy thing, everyone goes through it at some point in their life. I’m also currently suffering from multiple personality disorder, my stupid math teacher called me George and its stuck for some reason. [yes he does know my real name he's my homeroom teacher. He's just one of those funny teachers])
    ACK ITS THURSDAY AND THE PAGE ISN’T HERE YET. ACK WHAT DO WE DO. calm down Kitey man thursday isn’t over for you yet, not even counting the fact that Bobby and Owen on the other side of the date line giving them an extra 12-15 hours to work on the comic. MY NAME IS GEORGE NOT KITEY. oops sorry “George” forgot about that, but the comic will be here, and if it isn’t its not the end of the world. NOT THE END OF THE WORLD THAT LAST BLOOD DOESN’T UPDATE! BLASPHEMY *BANG* AH DAM I KILLED KITEY. FROM NOW ON I SHALL CALL MYSELF GEORGE.

  319. Lance Says:

    I’m beginning to think that the legions of Last Blood Zombies learning how to use computers are the reason for the increased commenting on this page while they wait for their next scene. The unfortunate few Zombies who were stupid enough to piss off their lord and master Mr. Crosby are being rewarded for their Ignorance with front row seats in the next Rage scene in which their heads will be ripped off and rammed up their own anus by everyone’s favourite Psychopath.

    Rage for President in the new world order. ^¬^

  320. Kelmer Says:

    =[ man i feel sorry for the artist must such not being able to do anything with all that backed up creativity

  321. Jon Pander Says:

    Shayna: “Um, excuse me Mr. Pander, we already know that. Some fans (like myself) submerge themselves in melodrama and artistic expression when we miss things we love. Its like a mournful compliment to the creators.”
    You’ve definitely gotten the melodrama part down pat.

    “BTW I do hope your full name isn’t Jon Pander? That is certainly not the smartest thing I’ve seen a Special Ed student do.”
    I’m sure you know all about what special ed students do. Just ask anyone in your class.

    Shayna, the name Jon Pander was picked because, since this is a vampire/zombie comic, I picked a name which had something to do with vampires. Jon Pander is the name of a leader of a group of vampires in a White Wolf role playing game called Vampire The Masquerade. It’s okay that you did not know, I forgive you. Knowing something like that would have implied that you are able to read books.

  322. JT cool Says:

    Okay besides that scathing previous comments I am now in the worst case of withdrawal EVAR. Even worse then the one last night. Last night was harsh but reading up I just realized Rage’s ability wont come until PAGE 9!!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

    KHHHHHHHHAAAAAA-

    You get the point.

  323. Shayna Says:

    >>>Jon Pander is the name of a leader of a group of vampires in a White Wolf role playing game called Vampire The Masquerade. It’s okay that you did not know, I forgive you. Knowing something like that would have implied that you are able to read books.<<<

    OUCH! You are a nasty little boy. However, you are incorrect. Not knowing that information is not proof of my illiteracy, it is just a testimony to the fact that I actually have a life OUTSIDE of my love for comics, books, etc. and don’t waste my time in fantasy worlds.

    I have no need for forgiveness because its an emotional bluff to make a person feel guilty for their own human nature to hate; plus, I’m an atheist.

    Not to knock ‘The Masquerade’ or RPGs but, I will say that I have played a role-playing game or two, and it is a nice cure for group boredom, not a lifestyle choice or a tool of sactimonious r-tards to fake superiority.

    After that statement, I am pretty sure I am banned, but as long as I can still read LB, I dont care.

  324. Ninmecu Says:

    “Shayna, the name Jon Pander was picked because, since this is a vampire/zombie comic, I picked a name which had something to do with vampires. Jon Pander is the name of a leader of a group of vampires in a White Wolf role playing game called Vampire The Masquerade. It’s okay that you did not know, I forgive you. Knowing something like that would have implied that you are able to read books.”

    Frankly, it merely means he’s not as big a nerd as yourself. Being an all knowing being I do hope you can forgive our stupidity, we are mere mortals aside your greatness. Its just too bad we don’t care about every little fact in life.

  325. Shayna Says:

    As usual, I believe I am taking these forums too seriously again.

    (protruding bottom lip) but ..but.. HE STARTED IT!!!

    WAAAHHHHHH!!! I DON’T LIKE SMARTASSES.

    Funny thing is… I am a smartass too.

  326. Tegu Says:

    I think this break is affecting us all negatively. We all need to take a breath, and review why this is so amazing.

    And I’d always rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass!

  327. Dannyboy Says:

    MOMMY, DADDY, STOP FIGHTING!!!!!

    ::goes of and cries in a corner::

  328. Jon Pander Says:

    Shayna: “Not to knock ‘The Masquerade’ or RPGs but, I will say that I have played a role-playing game or two, and it is a nice cure for group boredom, not a lifestyle choice or a tool of sactimonious r-tards to fake superiority.”

    As opposed to whining …. melodramatically… about a short break from not being able to read a webcomic due to the artist needing to buy new art equipment. I didn’t fake any superiority though. You made fun of my handle, I explained where it was from in a manner equal to the insult you made to me. Simple nuff.

    Ninmecu: “Being an all knowing being I do hope you can forgive our stupidity, we are mere mortals aside your greatness.”
    I can forgive Shayna’s. Because she’s a woman (who can tell online though but feh… whaever… she might be a 330 lb bald guy with hair carpetting his/her back named Bubba). Yours I can not forgive though. Release the hounds….

    Ninmecu: “Its just too bad we don’t care about every little fact in life.”
    Shayna: “(protruding bottom lip) but ..but.. HE STARTED IT!!!”
    Lets see. Someone was whining about how the comic was still not out yet, a few posts after Owen repeated for the second time WHY it wasn’t out. I posted why it wasnt out yet and got a snippy insult from Shayna. How the heck did I start anything? And ninmecu, she got snippy about my posting name, so I therefore needed to explain where it was from. I’d keep talking about this but I don’t want to get in a battle of wits with you. You’re obviously only half-armed. (two points for you if you understand the significance of that barb at you)

    Shayna: “WAAAHHHHHH!!! I DON’T LIKE SMARTASSES.

    Funny thing is… I am a smartass too.”

    Let us revel in our smartasseness, then.

    Tegu: “I think this break is affecting us all negatively.”
    Very possibly. I’m sure it won’t be much longer. I’m taking bets that the new comic will probably be up today or tomorrow actually (at least according to Owen’s post)

    Dannyboy: ”
    MOMMY, DADDY, STOP FIGHTING!!!!!
    ::goes of and cries in a corner::”
    LOL

  329. Owen Gieni Says:

    Still no pen for my cintiq but I got an old wacom tablet up and running again so I can get some work done finally. Keep holding on everyone, it won’t be long now. There will be a page up by the weekend at the latest guaranteed, and back in the game after that.

  330. Jabber Says:

    I love how Sullivan is simultaneously totally confident and absolutely clueless. Great character, and would be really hot if he wasn’t all decaying and zombified.

    Sympathies about the lack of a wacom pen, and excited for the next page now that you’ve got it working again! =)

  331. Ninmecu Says:

    “I’d keep talking about this but I don’t want to get in a battle of wits with you. You’re obviously only half-armed.”

    Oooo, such a powerful blow. I am verily put in my sodden place. Good show, yes I’m done mocking you now. Frankly, I could more then easily say you’d be far less then only half armed set upon me. Don’t start a fight you can’t finish, regardless of that, its less then polite to take battle on another mans land.

  332. George Says:

    Owen: yay for old stuff you leave in your closet and forget to throw out, which you then use at a later date to prevent riots and zombie massacres(does that mean massacre of zombies or massacre by zombies, I don’t know. Let us not find out huh).

    Jon Pander: “I can forgive Shayna’s. Because she’s a woman”
    I don’t care about your fight but on these message boards lets try not to be a sexist by saying since she’s a woman its okay that she does stupid things she doesn’t know any better. While were at it no racism either

    George (KITEY IS DEAD:0)

  333. Kamatu Says:

    Thanks for the update Owen.

  334. Dannyboy Says:

    george – “Jon Pander: ‘I can forgive Shayna’s. Because she’s a woman’
    I don’t care about your fight but on these message boards lets try not to be a sexist by saying since she’s a woman its okay that she does stupid things she doesn’t know any better. While were at it no racism either”

    i think that was the aformentioned smartasseness george.

    might i add that im happy i was the only one not getting bitched at in jons comment.

  335. Rash1981 Says:

    Hmmm i think the Rage-Ability-jokes were a lot more fun then the flaming… even though those were getting a bit stale.

    Owen, good luck with the temporary gear. Hoping for that aforementioned spurt of creative productivity ;)

  336. Shayna Says:

    >>>george – “Jon Pander: ‘I can forgive Shayna’s. Because she’s a woman’I don’t care about your fight but on these message boards lets try not to be a sexist by saying since she’s a woman its okay that she does stupid things she doesn’t know any better. While were at it no racism either”<<<

    GODDAMN–I don’t know which pisses me off more:

    Jon Pander’s anal-retentive stupidity by addressing everything I say (Did you need to wash your hands 28 times and count your steps to the bathroom Mr. OCD?)

    or George’s assumption that “I don’t know any better”.

    (Rolling my eyes)

    You would think at 30 I would have figured out by now that calling people ‘Special Ed’ starts forum arguments, but apparently it must have slipped my mind when Jon chose to be a sarcastic smartass about mine and another’s melodrama of missing the LB comic. I swear that my whole point was not to pull everyone’s strings till they wanted to scream as a form of useless entertainment while we waited for the new comic to get posted.

    DARN! What was I thinking? Ooops I have to tie my shoes now…maybe I should consult my husband on how to do that…oh wait I’m wearing sandals.

    In case some of you are slow….that whole statement was loaded with SARCASM. Get a grip everybody!

  337. Tegu Says:

    I hate it when I have to be the voice of reason. But come on you guys! Jon, Shayna, George, dannyboy! Break this up, now. I seriously doubt any of you would do this in real life, but since we are all protected by our computers and avatars we suddenly feel bad ass.

    Well you’re not. You are just being annoying. Good chance I have offended several posters with this, but enough is enough. The Rage-power-jokes are better than this squabbling.

  338. Jon Pander Says:

    Ninmecu: “Oooo, such a powerful blow. I am verily put in my sodden place. Good show, yes I’m done mocking you now. Frankly, I could more then easily say you’d be far less then only half armed set upon me. Don’t start a fight you can’t finish, regardless of that, its less then polite to take battle on another mans land.”
    Okay apparently Ninmecu missed the barb at him. I will spell it out then buy him an Insult Primer book. Battle of Wits. If you are half armed, you would therefore be a half-wit. Get it? Okay probably you don’t.

    Dannyboy quoting and commenting on George: “I don’t care about your fight but on these message boards lets try not to be a sexist by saying since she’s a woman its okay that she does stupid things she doesn’t know any better. While were at it no racism either”

    i think that was the aformentioned smartasseness george.”

    Yes, Dannyboy is correct, that was being a smartalec, not a sexist. Dannyboy gets a cookie. And I said the ‘because she’s a woman’ thing because of her biting her lip pose in her comment “Bu-but he started it” thing. I don’t have nothing against broads, George. Them birds are great. Well… except the ones who are actually guys named Bubba in RL.

    Shayna: “I don’t know which pisses me off more: Jon Pander’s anal-retentive stupidity by addressing everything I say (Did you need to wash your hands 28 times and count your steps to the bathroom Mr. OCD?)”
    Just being thorough, little missy. I wouldn’t want you to think that I actually thought anything you said was actually reasonable by not commenting on it. But if you want me to stop, easy way to do that is to stop posting insults to me and I won’t have to do it back Bubba… I mean Shayna.

    Maybe if I was to pout and bite my lip, that would get white knights on my side….. hrm.

    Shayna: “or George’s assumption that “I don’t know any better”.”
    Go with the George assumption thing, be angry at that instead. Takes the heat off of me. Shame on you George!!

    Shayna: “You would think at 30 I would have figured out by now that calling people ‘Special Ed’ starts forum arguments, but apparently it must have slipped my mind when Jon chose to be a sarcastic smartass about mine and another’s melodrama of missing the LB comic”
    Just to be clear, I never made a sarcastic comment about your melodrama – I was making it about JT Cool’s post. Then you decided to come in and get all melodramatic about that, and the special ed barb happened. You know what else is melodramatic? Quiet brooding and the silent treatment. Try it out :)

    “DARN! What was I thinking? Ooops I have to tie my shoes now…maybe I should consult my husband on how to do that…oh wait I’m wearing sandals.”
    pfft… you don’t need sandals or shoes… everyone knows that women are supposed to be barefoot and pregnant.

    Oh and for George… the above comment…. was sar-ca-sm.

    Tegu: Hey now don’t rag on Dannyboy, he’s been cool. And nah I’m not offended. But I do indeed feel very macho. I have the urge to scratch myself and slap Shayna on the butt, wink and say “No problem sweetheart, time of the month?”

    Again…. George… Sar…ca….sm. I don’t mean it. Sit down, read the primer.

    Or should we all apologize, have a big group hug and sing Koom-bi-yah?

  339. Jon Pander Says:

    Fingers cramped. Gonna stop posting stuff now :)

  340. Jon Pander Says:

    btw tegu, one more post :) actually I do stuff like this in real life also. I’m a new yorker, we do stuff like this 3 times before breakfast.

  341. Shayna Says:

    ‘A New Yorker’! roflmao!!! OMG! I am crying right now I am laughing so hard.

    As far as offending people: ‘Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn’.

    But I’m with Tegu’s suggestion; I’ll just chill.

  342. Questionable Says:

    Group hug!

  343. Tegu Says:

    I think we should all be big people and ignore Jon Pander. I liked him at first, cool idea for a name, but this is just to far. We are literally quoting and attacking each other. Group hug or grow up.

  344. Shayna Says:

    maybe (rolls eyes)

    (Shrugs)

    Okay. GROUP HUG!

  345. Dannyboy Says:

    YAY! i get a group hug and a cookie from pander!

    WEWT!

    group hug

  346. Dannyboy Says:

    so now that thats all over with, im gonna bring up another topic of discussion until owen gets this next page up.

    please do so before we kill each other. no pressure.

    so… uh… new topic, new topic… OH! music!

    what are you guys listening to as you read this?

    I myself am listening to the Rolling Stones, Let it Bleed

  347. Bobby Crosby Says:

    E-mail an hour ago from Owen: “Hey Bobby, where is the pile of zombies in relation to panel 2? Should any be visible? Thanks.”

    My response: “Good question. This is the same side of the school where all the vampires and humans jumped out of at the end of the first GN, so the zombie pile is on the opposite side, but there should be lots of dead zombies around actually, because this is where the first big zombie vs. zombie battle took place basically, as Sullivan’s machine gun toting zombies mowed down and pushed back the bad zombies, pushing them back right past this area, moving past the school. So we should see lots of random zombies all over the place actually, but they should NOT be piled up high at all. We should see lots of GROUND overall, so the zombies are NOT so thick that they’re covering up everything.

    So in Panel 2 we should see some SCATTERED DEAD ZOMBIES laying on the ground, but not a trillion of them, and in Panel 4 we should maybe see parts of one or two or three zombies laying dead on the ground there near where Rage is standing, maybe seeing a cool looking head looking up at us!

    Thanks for getting confirmation on this.”

  348. Cat Says:

    “(Did you need to wash your hands 28 times and count your steps to the bathroom Mr. OCD?)”

    Oye, not jokes about OCD. I have that and it’s not something to joke about.

  349. Slizarus Says:

    Hm.. Fun.. so the new page is nearly done.. I’ve been checking this page daily and I only recently decided to read the bloody comments.. wondered what was happening, looking forward to the next one… unfortunate that we won’t see Rages ability till page 9, but I’m happy just to forward the story.

  350. George Says:

    Jon Pander: okay i concede the point maybe you were being sarcastic, but it is kinda hard to tell sarcasm in a written text so cut me a little slack here. I apologize for that.

    Shayna: I wasn’t inuslting you, if anything I was semi-defending you simply cause i could, I’m bored (but no so bored as to do homework), and dinner was an hour away. But please learn to pick up context, I’m trying (and failing miserably, might I add) but it was hypothetical and I was actually saying that is semi what Jon was sarcastically implying. Also if you read the comment where i killed Kitey(yes I actually am both George and Kitey, so I killed myself. Yet my religion condones suicide, but it also condones murder so im screwed either way) you would notice that I’m a bit random. Get over it.

    Bobby: YAY ZOMBIE CORPSES

    also I took so long to defend myself because I’m a student I have to keep normal sleeping hours and I live in Australia.

    George (KITEY IS DEAD :0)

  351. Okay... Says:

    honestly….
    this ain’t a forum.
    keep your bitching elsewhere
    this space for the undead and the like.

  352. Jon Pander Says:

    George: ‘Scool, man. *gives you some convoluted handshake like on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air*

    Tegu: Group hug or grow up.
    Cmere you. Give me a big ol’ kiss. No tongue.

    Shayna: Still not sure if you’re not a 330 lb guy named Bubba but…. I’ll just chill too.

  353. Jon Pander Says:

    George: Trying to figure out which religion condones suicide and murder by the way…..

    Okay anyway…. Got another question for Bobby. Sofia has a bunch of her own zombies, and apparently she’s been around for quite some times (so I’m assuming her zombies have also been around for quite some time). Definitely more than 32 days :) So my question is did (does) Sofia have any ’special’ vampire power which would have transferred to her zombies?

  354. Simion Says:

    NOOOOOOO I finally caugth up to this excellent comic.
    Well at least I have something to look forward to.

  355. Owen Gieni Says:

    Page sent off to Bobby. Should be up tonight.

  356. Lance Says:

    Praise be to Gieni!!!!

  357. Shayna Says:

    Shayna: Still not sure if you’re not a 330 lb guy named Bubba but…. I’ll just chill too>>>

    damn thats weird– I kept thinking you were a 330lb virgin named Vincent.

    ironically I’m actually a 330lb dominatrix named CANDY-ASS.

    Sorry George.

  358. Trilbydude Says:

    Wow, you can tell he’s been out of it.

  359. Trilbydude Says:

    Oh, and is it just me or do all chains suck in this world?

  360. Heeroneko Says:

    ….if he’s no longer a vampire how’d he hlep rip up the chains? o_o

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