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Page 99: Whiny Little Bitch

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

I hate Francis.

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170 Responses to “Page 99: Whiny Little Bitch”

  1. Michelle Says:

    WOOT!

    First comment!

    This just keeps getting better and better…

    I look forward to each new page. :)

  2. Heather Says:

    Wow. This is my first time posting, and I just had to. I think this is my very favorite page of Last Blood. Oooooh, I love that. *sits on the edge of my seat* When’s the next page?!

  3. Gail Says:

    Riviting

  4. Bloodwrath Says:

    Verbal ownage brought by none other than Addison F Payne. He’s gonna be the ultimate badass to the last.

  5. Ari Says:

    I love it!

    The ultimate whiney bitch! You would hate to think the entire of earth’s population being killed over some very trivial things. But I think Addison is either just trying to get under the TFZ’s skin (whatever of it is left) to stall for time, or he realizes its over and sees nothing wrong in venting! I think its the former.

    I love the ways the zombies are staring at the survivors in the first panel. So creepy. One thing I have noticed in this comic that there are usually little details in the background or foreground, apart from the main focus of a panel, that just adds to the mood, action or are just plain cool.

  6. Arkus Says:

    Need early post D: Awesome page. Liked TFZ on last panel and the zombies and humans staring at each. Keep up the great work Bobby and Owen.

  7. wedge Says:

    murderer of 6 billion, Francis.

    despite the fact that nearly all of humanity is wiped out because of him, Francis just isn’t a name that instills fear to me

  8. Frank Says:

    Seems Murdo knows who Francis is…Question is, who IS Francis…
    Kinda wierd, ’cause my name’s Frank

  9. Justin Says:

    I wonder what his voice would sound like…

  10. Bobby Crosby Says:

    “despite the fact that nearly all of humanity is wiped out because of him, Francis just isn’t a name that instills fear to me”

    Yeah, that’s why Murdo goes by his last name.

  11. Sean Hoyt Says:

    Haha AFP schools the 1st zombie! Thats some sick burn. I cant wait for the next page!

  12. Dan Says:

    I love the lines of Francis

    “Why do you speak of me in the past tense when I own your world right now”

    So fucking bad ass. But he really is a baby if what AFP says is true.

  13. mike Says:

    haha this amuses me there still taunting him even though he owns the world

  14. Jose Roca Says:

    god i love this story.
    Francis huh?
    Brother huh?
    Well seeing as Sullivan Davis was a DOPE baller, maybe Francis is Francis Davis, Brother of Sullivan Davis?
    Scorned by a woman eh?
    not val i hope.
    cuz if he killed 6 billion over her and then didn’t even torture the girl, then i lost all faith in his level of evil. haha.
    good stuff, good stuff.

  15. Jake Says:

    hahaha gootta love AFP. his facial expression on the lsat page is perfect. great job owen.

  16. Slizarus Says:

    Ah.. Francis… I always knew we’d be obliterated by someone with that name.

  17. MJK Says:

    Payne has a … singular wit. :)

    Destroying humanity over one’s ego? At first glance it might seem silly but that’s pretty much the motivating factor behind most domination (when you get down to it, one way or another).

  18. Claen'tor Says:

    I think I would have done it no differently from Payne. Perfect timing for the speech and everything. And the two expressions on the last panel are priceless. Francis is looking uber pissed off, in the manner of reasoning the Addison just stated, because he’s a bitch, and Payne is like, “Who are you now? Oh yeah, just some bitch.”

  19. Narfen Says:

    Hyr hyr… To imagine being wiped out buy a love-hurt cry-baby named Francis.. now thats a thing to be taken into perspektive.

    AP is still a bastard, eventhough he is asking to die real quick like that, maybe thats his plan anyways, facing 65 years of torture, or piss of the whiner and get killed on the spot.

    Murdo seems like he have been told stories about “Francis”, I hope that will give some explanation to the “tunnel” under the school soon, its still bugging me.. heh

  20. Slizarus Says:

    Read the FAQ About the tunnel.. and Francis is Murdo’s name.. as Francis (TFZ) Is apparently his Grandfather..

  21. Kez Says:

    AFP is my hero. My frickin’ hero. The only thing worse than getting your butt handed to you by a Francis is getting it handed to you by a Melvin. Or perhaps a Leslie. I can’t decide.

    LOVE!

  22. Snake Says:

    maybe AFP is trying to piss him off so that the TFZ will kill him so he will not have to sufffer

  23. D.B. Says:

    oh snap, are you gonna take that from some vampire, Francis?

  24. Crocen Says:

    LMFAO!
    This is probably the funniest one I’ve seen
    I mean i cracked up.
    thought this one was funny.
    lol anyway…
    Damn whiny little bitch…

  25. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Addison’s intentions are definitely not to avoid suffering, jeez.

  26. Mitch Says:

    AFP is stalling! he knows the other First zombie guy is coming!

  27. zero harmada Says:

    wow… addison pain still continues to kick ass in his own unique way…. also I couldn’t help but see the fluffers poster when I read this one… He is francis… the destroyer of worlds… not quite as cute as a kitten though :-)

  28. doa303 Says:

    this might have already been answered but sullivan is the friend that out shone francis yeah?

  29. Wildfire393 Says:

    @ Jose Roca -

    Look at the FAQ or other comments. Francis is Francis Murdo the first, our Murdo’s (great? has this been decided yet?) grandfather. Val IS the one who spurned him for Davis, after turning him.

    Also, the comic where he kills Val, it says repeatedly in the comments he does it out of compassion, since he didn’t want to torture her, since he still has/had feelings for her.

  30. Alex Says:

    Sorry to point this out, but judging from the way that TFZ’s head is positioned in all the other panels, you should be able to see the gunshot ‘wound’, if you will, in the 4th panel.

  31. Steve Pirates Says:

    And just think how different all of this would have been if Murdo had just checked the dog tags at the beginning of the comic.

  32. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Those weren’t his own dog tags.

  33. Steve Pirates Says:

    Oh, and I love the expression of the people looking nervously at the blankly staring zombies. That’s an awesome touch. I could imagine some guy near the back trying to slowly edge away from them only to bump into a staring zombie behind himself.

  34. DAvid Says:

    OWNED!

    thats right payne just owned your ass and told it for what it was worth!

  35. Steve Pirates Says:

    Not his own dog tags? Well that’s just plain bad sportsmanship on TFZ’s part.

  36. Kris Says:

    I think if my name was Frances and I was a vampire, I’d probably be a whiny bitch too…Just like if I had Hitler-hair, I’d have to be a genocidal maniac.

  37. Trinidad Says:

    AFP appears to require a LOT more chains to restrain than the other vampires in the background of panel 1. Or maybe they’re just being extra cautious with him.

  38. Wolfaitor Says:

    Wow. Does anyone else realize that this basically means that the world is now ruled by the equivalent of a 1940′s equivalent of an emo/goth? We should be careful; imagine if one of them decides to cut everyone else instead of themselves in real life…

  39. Jhon Says:

    I love AFP’s little bit at the end for that extra, 2nd-5th grade sting of an insult.

    That is the best way to piss off a person is to call them a whiney bitch, then right at the end when they’re in your face, sling something from Grade school like, “Your breath smells”, or equivalent. The sting of something so simple is astonishing and the piss off factor, immense.

    but in the first panel, the Devian doesnt appear to have MUCH chains on her. Probably a pair of handcuffs for her hands, connected by chains to her neckbrace, and probably a pair on her feet.

    Depending on the thickness of the chains, I would doubt that it weighs more than 1/4 of a full grown human’s weight. But taking into account she had been fighting for hours, fatique would play into effect along with her lack of a blood supply, and her inability to fly away while being chained.

    Bobby mentioned her being unable to lift a full grown man at her current strength, and comparing it to the chains, but with panel’s one depiction of her chains, it would be plausible for her to achieve a little bit of lift, had she any energy left to fly at all.

    But Im just over analyzing the situation and the comic’s appearance

  40. Anko Says:

    This page is so awesome I might make a spelling mistake as I put it into the archive. The last panel is priceless. Francis’ comeback wasn’t bad at all, but still no match for AFP.

  41. Bobby Crosby Says:

    “I would doubt that it weighs more than 1/4 of a full grown human’s weight.”

    I’ve answered this before a couple times — she’s also chained TO THE ARMORED ZOMBIES, at least one, possibly two of them. She’d have to carry THEM too.  Also, she can lift a full grown man, just not for 50 miles (probably not even for one mile, unless it took forever).  See Page 34.

  42. Lex Says:

    AFP is just not letting him have the satisfaction. Could you imagine how annoying it’d be to visit AFP every few dozen years until one day you realise you’ve forgotten where some of the vampires are locked up and the zombie memories don’t stretch back that far so you can’t find Devian and Rage, and AFP still considers you a total waste of time ?

    That’d really bite ( pun intended, sorry )

  43. Lex Says:

    And yes. This climax, mostly given away, is gripping and enthralling. Well drawn, good angles, dialog to destroy a world over …

    Dude, can’t wait to see what you can do with a moving-pictures camera.

  44. Arilean Says:

    AFP is made of awesome. That is all.

  45. Mr. Chin Says:

    I thought I had been doing a pretty good job of following the spoilers and twists and turns, but this page totally threw me for a loop. Nicely done, gentlemen.

  46. Mr. Chin Says:

    Also, that very first panel: All of the surviving humans just staring at that horde of zombies and teetering on the brink while TFZ and Addison have their grandstanding contest – that is really awesome. Owen totally captured the tension of that very moment.

  47. achrin Says:

    the first row of zombies second one in looks a little bit different…. a fresh meal give that one some sense of reason or perhaps a plant from the other first zombie…i digress … the main course looking scared there.. and seeing one of your own from just a few seconds ago standing in the ranks ready to attack would be very unnerving …. poor little francis … nobody loved him no girl wanted him…for long.. so petty to be distracted at the finish line … 30 to 70 seconds and it would have been finished .. victory .. 6 billion dead … vampires chained starving forever …. most certainly a major wlb

  48. Lydia Says:

    I know this is a bad situation, but I’m amused. So fucking amused.

  49. Nikolai Says:

    About Hitler killing 6 million… those are jews only, over 20 million russians died but who cares?

  50. Bobby Crosby Says:

    It’s hard to judge exactly how many people someone can be credited for killing in huge wars. How many did Truman kill? No answer is right. Six million is just the most memorable number involving Hitler and murder.  Hitler needed help from tons of people in order to kill anyone, but basically all of the blame for this apocalypse can be put on Francis alone.

  51. Khaine Says:

    Maybe it was already asked and i overseen it

    what happen when an schaemiac not only bite an human and drinks the blood of the human too. Does an turnback process begins slowly when he gets again blood on a regular base?

    P.S.: great comic u have there. greetings from Austria ;)

  52. Bobby Crosby Says:

    No turnback possible.

  53. Alex B Says:

    Dang he killed everyone because he’s a little bitch who Val used? Get over it zombie twat! I can’t wait to see him die.

  54. Bobby Crosby Says:

    “he killed everyone because he’s a little bitch who Val used?”

    More complicated. She also turned him into a vampire against his will because she wanted to be with him forever, then dumped him when she met Sullivan shortly after, and Francis also thought the U.S. was gonna lose the war at the time after losing a big battle. She also turned Math into a vampire against his will and then dumped him for somebody else, but he didn’t kill the world in response. All this will be revealed very soon in the comic.

  55. Alice Says:

    So, basically, Val’s an even bigger bitch than I thought?

    Awesome.

    Addison Fucking Payne is made of epic win. :D

  56. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Correct about Val. I hate her with a passion.

    Also, Francis had spent the previous 10 years or so completely hating vampires and plotting ways to kill them. He was probably the biggest vampire hater in history before he ever even met one. (This will at least partially be explained soon in the comic, starting with Page 100.)

  57. Morgan Says:

    OH GOD! Murdo is TFZs great great etc. grandson/relative-thinger! Or they were in the same hush-hush military group, which would explain why TFZ knew about th underground passafe that lead from the farm to the school! Oh wow. You guys are good.

  58. Sim^moN Says:

    i hate to bring that question again, but… when’s the next update? I hope sometime soon… I am still sitting on the edge of my chair! =D
    Excelent writing Bobby! Awesome dialogue!

  59. Bobby Crosby Says:

    “Murdo is TFZs great great etc. grandson/relative-thinger!”

    World War II wasn’t THAT long ago. Still haven’t officially decided, but he’s either his great grandson or grandson (probably just grandson).

    “which would explain why TFZ knew about th underground passafe that lead from the farm to the school!”

    Francis designed that tunnel and built a good chunk of it himself. It was his idea.

    “when’s the next update?”

    Writing it now, hopefully it will be up in under 20 hours.  The earliest is probably 15 hours from now.

  60. Grym Says:

    That’s hilarious.
    ‘He had really bad breath, too.’

  61. Silvier Says:

    “Francis designed that tunnel and built a good chunk of it himself. It was his idea.”

    Yet it still ended up being called Sullivan’s tunnel. Classic. Up until now, I have had trouble understanding his motivation and it made him one of the weaker characters, story wise. Definitely an, “Oh I get it now” moment. By the way grats on getting the WOWIO payment took long enough ^-^

  62. Austin W Says:

    even when teid up and could be killed at any moment,a.f.p is still a badass.
    “he was a whiny little bitch,who had bad breath too” 1 word for Francis-BURNED

  63. Ryah Says:

    AFP is def the best character. So badass! He must be played by Samuel L Jackson in the movie. He’d be all, “I am so sick of these motherfucking zombies in this motherfucking school!”

    *is devoured for beating a dead horse with the SOAP quotes*

  64. Amy Says:

    Yay! Banter!

    I love the look of recognization in Murdo’s eyes when he hears TFZ’s name. Uniform + Name = Grandfather. He’s connecting the dots!

    I also like how all the vampires have different amounts of chains on.

    Owen’s really outdone himself with this page. Keep it up you guys!

  65. Northstar Says:

    Oh that last panel cracked me up so much! XD I’d ask how he knew who he was but the answer is simple: He’s Addison Fucking Payne!

    So. Full. Of. WIN!!!

  66. Jeremiah Jenkins Says:

    Ahh man. He may own the world but, as long as there is a sense of humor among everyone else he can never win!!

  67. bil Says:

    WTF, I can’t register on WOWIO, it’s only for US residents…

  68. Bobby Crosby Says:

    “(WOWIO is currently only available to United States residents.)”

    That’s been in the blog post the entire time, for months.

  69. Marta Says:

    Man, Addison’s gonna catch himself a whole heap of dead soon, isn’t he.

  70. Vasili Says:

    I have come to the conclusion that this comic is made of equal part awesome and win. Dude, cant wait to see the continuation (if any) and the movie. Im not usualy one for the zombie genre, but the way you have tied the zombie horde in to the world. Its an epic story dude, and i salute yourself and owen. keep it up.

  71. LilDugas Says:

    hehehe go Addison… worlds goin to hell, and unless hes got one hell of an ace in the hole, he lost, but thats No reason to not be an ass! If you’re gonna go down, make sure u cause emotional scars :D (and I’m sure it’ll take more than that to emotionally scar Francis, but Addisons got plenty more time) hehehe

  72. Kenny C. Says:

    LOL, and it all comes down to the classic “woman coming between two best friends” plot. So I’ll place the blame entirely on Val then. Vampire Yoko.

  73. Summer Says:

    The various expressions on the faces of everyone are wonderfully done. The art is top notch and the dialogue short and to the point. AFP continues to be the quintessential vampire that knows how to give a proper smackdown whether it be physical or verbal. The verbal smackdown is not surprise but I really do enjoy the fact that he is talking about Francis in the past tense. But enough about blood sucking monsters, I cannot wait to see the humans come back into play again.

  74. Jesse Says:

    AFPvsTFZFTWLOL.
    Sorry. Couldn’t resist.

  75. Amy Says:

    AFP is too cool to die. He’s also never wrong. I think he’s still got an ace. Francis should just pack up his zombie army and go home.

  76. Teardropcatcher Says:

    So Val was a bitch. Bitches have feelings too! xD I still like her a lot, even if she lied, cheated and basically messed with plenty of lives, she made this comic interesting, didn’t she? =P Without a great villain, there are no greater heroes.

    I bet Addison F. Payne has some ace hidden up his sleeve and he’s just dying to shove it in TFZ’s face. I love this page, still can’t believe you’re going to kill someone so awesome as AFP. Great work, both of you.

  77. Pinkkis Says:

    Is there some kinda preStory for this comic? and is there some more material about this after this comic has ended?

  78. Kieran Says:

    right now AFP reminds me of lex luthor, mouthing off in front of superman…why?
    cause lex always has the game under control…and we all know AFP has a few more tricks up his chained sleeve.

    kieran

  79. Aurora Says:

    LMAO! BURN! WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW LOSER! SICK YOUR ZOMBIE ARMY ON THEM!? BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT!? YOU ARE JUST A WHINEY LITTLE BICH! LOL

  80. Aurora Says:

    sorry about that people, that was just to funny to pass.

  81. Cat Says:

    “quote” “despite the fact that nearly all of humanity is wiped out because of him, Francis just isn’t a name that instills fear to me”

    Yeah, that’s why Murdo goes by his last name. “/quote”

    …..Murdo = last name?
    e_0
    So that’d prolly mean that Francis’s last name is Murdo…too?
    …Francis Murdo. Haha.
    ….But then, Murdo…Murder…so close.

    Who turned Val?

  82. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Val was born a vampire.

  83. Bet45 Says:

    Hmmm…Intersting

  84. Kraldrac Says:

    Sorry this is from the previous page…

    “Considering the human race started with Adam & Eve, only two people are necessary to create the vast number of humans that populated the earth til the flood. After that, assume Noah and his wife and sons.”

    Actually this is a common misconception, Adam and Eve were not the first humans, they were the first humans with a soul though. As God breathed the breath of life into them. If you read Genesis 1:26-1:31 man was created on Day 6, it was only after God rested on the seventh day. Genesis 2:7 God created Adam which means man and breathed the breath of life into him. Also you see this when Cain slew Abel and was banished from Eden and he went into the land of Nod (Genesis 4:16) which was populated by humans (without a soul) neanderthals, cavemen, or more evolved first humans) what have you. Also Noah wasn’t only accompanied by his wife but also his sons and thier wives (Genesis 7:7). Noah is a decendant of Adam, thus they all had souls, and because of the flood, everyone today has a soul. Because we are all decendants of Adam and Eve through Noah’s family. This is the way I interpret things and is no cause to start a flame war or some such. As far as I can tell through my studies I haven’t found anything to disprove this and the scriptures back it up.

    Sorry about posting on religion here but this is one of the biggest misconceptions that people have about Genesis and its one that I like to try and explain a bit about.

    By the way this is my first post, been reading the comic for a while now and I love it, the storyline is great, the artwork is very detailed and well done. The facial expressions alone could nearly tell the story with no dialouge.
    Kudos to all who contribute, Bobby, Owen, Bobby’s brother (missed his name,sorry)

  85. Krasno Says:

    And you said that AFP wouldn’t have anymore lines XD

  86. Doug Says:

    Francis + hair like that = Emo

  87. Rith26 Says:

    I’d like to nominate AFP for coolest character in anything, ever.

    nd I’ll say it so Bobby doesn’t have to: @cat: google the comments or check the facts. It’s all in there about about Murdo.

  88. Banana Sticker Says:

    I love TFZ’s facial expression in the first panel. He’s looking past everyone, he almost looks disappointed in himself. He spent 65 years in torture, systematically turned the entire planet into zombies, and on the brink of victory nobody still gets it.

    I’d almost feel sorry for him if he weren’t such a bitch.

  89. Tin Can Man Says:

    Where’s Math?

  90. vo Says:

    Apparently, TFZ lives up to his name. PeeWee’s Big Adventure anyone?

  91. FFXI Puppetmaster Says:

    Been following the comic for a few days now.. scary stuff ;)

    Just wondering about a couple of things though…

    The coffin at the start is a bit odd, since the US navy in WW2 didn’t use caskets.
    From Wiki:
    “However, as recently as World War II, deceased were buried at sea without returning to land. Due to the limited facilities of military ships, this procedure does usually not include a casket, but the body is sewn into a sailcloth with weights.”

    Also, debree that remains exposed to seawater has a tendency to be consumed on the sea floor. (The Titanic wreck is in a really bad shape after 95 years, organic matter and bones are gone much sooner.) I could imagine the casket sinking into the mud though, with some kind of disturbance bringing it to the surface. That would preserve it much better.

    The bloodsense ability of vampires seems to be restricted by some factors. Long distances seems to dull it, while going underground (or obscuring with garlic?) seems to defeat it. Does that mean there could be survivors in remote regions that share similar conditions? If TFZ has the same bloodsense as normal vampires, then he wouldn’t know how to find them, nor would regular vampires (which suits TFZ just fine).
    I’m thinking about small tribes deep in rainforests, crew of nuclear submarines, International Space Station, underground shelters, etc.
    The nuclear war was intended to contain the spread of the infection, right? Or possibly someone freaked and pressed some buttons when communications stopped, assuming it was a biological weapon from the enemy? Bomb shelters would be zombie proof, since I doubt zombies or TFZ know anything about using demolition explosives or a tunnel boring machine… (lol… motherf*cking zombies on the motherf*cking TBM!) and even then it would take months or years to dig out any survivors. But again, if TFZ can’t find and reach any other survivors, then neither can vampires, I suppose.

    Despite my ranting, I think you did a great job with this comic. Hope to see more of it :)

  92. Szyronn Says:

    the black vampire with just 1 chain and the AFP with ALOT:p love that subtel background and the humans full with fear on the forground :d
    also, when I read the title of this page I tought of something completly diffrent that what happend, love it

  93. Cat Says:

    “quote” “Val was born a vampire.” “/quote”

    Ah, well then.
    …Whiny little bitch herself.

    Oh, and I absolutely LOVE TFZ’s expression on the last panel.

  94. Will Says:

    Just wondering, about how long after Francis ended his 65 years, did Sullivan ‘wake up’?

  95. DarkKnight412 Says:

    Nothing like a smart ass vampire to steal your thunder. Now he can’t even come back with anything without sounding like a whiner. And I bet his breath really does smell after 65 years…

  96. Anko Says:

    “Just wondering, about how long after Francis ended his 65 years, did Sullivan ‘wake up’?”

    About three days later, I believe.

    “Oh, and I absolutely LOVE TFZ’s expression on the last panel.”

    Amen to that. Damn that Owen, making the evil piece of shit so lovable.

  97. David Says:

    Hey,

    way cool page, like 100 chains on AFP and only 2 on devian, roflmao.

    bobby, could you have one zombie walking around with an arrow through his head, that would look sooo funny

  98. Crocen Says:

    I feel compassion for Mr. TFZ You see i was almost born under the name Francis.
    I completely understand, if the name had been chosen for me this probably be a true story XD

  99. Devath Says:

    Just awesome stuff man. Awesome. Keep it up. AFP for the win. I really don’t feel like speculation to today, so I won’t speculate, lol.

  100. sco3tt Says:

    Schweet! Now instead of TFZ we can call him WLB!!

  101. MrPickle Says:

    wow…

    what a an emo bitch! hes even got the all-his-hair-to-one-side haircut!

    by the way, you just killed the storyline with a twist that even M. Night Shamylan would be embarrassed to put into a movie.

    sorry, you fail

  102. PsychoP Says:

    I just love AFP

  103. will Says:

    I want to know what’s in AFP’s brief case. I’m betting it’s something that needs the FZ to be up close to use.

  104. Nekokaburi Says:

    “Oh that last panel cracked me up so much! XD I’d ask how he knew who he was but the answer is simple: He’s Addison Fucking Payne!”

    lol Payne was already wrong once about TFZ. He thought that TFZ was Sullivan until now. It wouldn’t be hard to figure out who TFZ really is, though, having known him and Sullivan. I mean, simple process of elimination and all that. Who else hates vampires? Who else would save that town for last? Who else would say “Even now they think of him before me”?

    It’s okay though, AFP is still pretty damn cool, even if he was wrong… :P

    Oh, and I still don’t really get the killing Val bit… I mean, she was looking to off herself before going through the torture, and the zombies sneaking through the tunnel were supposedly to capture her so she couldn’t take the suicide express out of there. (Unless that’s changed now.)

    I would think the better explanation for him killing her would be along the lines of “Well, I WANTED to torture you for sixty five years, but I can’t let you go and fuck up my shit, now can I?” *grab sharp stick and go pokey pokey*

  105. Zac Says:

    how about instead of TFZ we call him WLB (whiny little bitch)

  106. Anko Says:

    “I want to know what’s in AFP’s brief case. I’m betting it’s something that needs the FZ to be up close to use.”

    Nothing to do with defeating Francis. It’s a cure for vampirism.

    “lol Payne was already wrong once about TFZ. He thought that TFZ was Sullivan until now.”

    Actually he didn’t.
    http://www.lastblood.net/main/2007/10/26/page-90-addison-payne-is-never-wrong/#comment-8041
    I made the mistake of thinking the same thing. Bobby cleared it up.

    “Oh, and I still don’t really get the killing Val bit…”

    The zombies coming into the school were out to kidnap Val to prevent her form committing suicide. Bobby stated on page 97 that Francis killed Val to spare her from the torture because he came to the conclusion he still loved her. In other words, TFZ changed his mind.

    “how about instead of TFZ we call him WLB (whiny little bitch)”

    That would be just cruel. It might hurt his feelings. Honestly, don’t you people have any sympathy for him? ;)

  107. Kiril Says:

    No. He is whiny little bitch. I mean, he exterminated the world for what? His hurt feelings?

  108. Grimwulf Says:

    wondering when that breifcase will come into play…

  109. IGOR Says:

    HEHEHE I love the first panel all the zombies staring at the humans prety funny, but why humans instead of staring at them kill them? Ah well I think the TSZ (The Second Zombie) will give the order to kill them.
    Why I called him TSZ I think because there was an situation in Hungary or somewhere there, have been an accident like this.

    And I love the AFP making fun of TSZ

  110. Jonathan Says:

    I wonder why the Vampires took the side of the allies , Moral reasons? I saw the

    “It’s in the vampires’ best interest to keep as many humans alive as possible, really, so when someone starts killing millions and millions of them, they have to step in.”

    But I mean its not like Hitler was even going to come close to killing _everyone_. Was this something decided that needed to be done by AFP or was it something that Val and Math should do themselves? Cause if you get down to it, the reason why these allied soldiers were turned paints people in a different light.

    Also do the vampires have a community during times of non-disaster? Did they notice/care when two vampires dissapeared?

  111. Ricky Says:

    Was Val born an adult or did she mature. You said that the moment they turn they stop aging, does this only apply to those that are turned by a vampire?

  112. ThePrisoner Says:

    AFP is such a bad ass talking to TFZ like that :D

  113. Kasjer Says:

    AFP is twice as awesome as Chuck Norris! Even if he die, he should still exist as a ghost like Obi-Wan do!

    It’s funny that TFZ is kind of emo actually… what happened to him (excluding being turned in to vampire) is nothing special, hundreds of man in the world have experienced something like this, and they just have find another girl, that isn’t such a ho.

    He should be grateful that Val turned him, because this was the most awesome thing in his pitiful life of whiny little bitch.

  114. Grym Says:

    Y’know, ‘Francis is really the perfect name for him. It really carries the undertone of ‘Whiny little bitch’ along with it.

  115. SpellCaster Says:

    Hu ho. This is my first time commenting here. You won’t hear from me much applause, the others are making it. But you can be sure that I deeply appreciate your work guys.

    So…

    The bottom-left zombies in the first frame looks like they’re standing in pairs in kindergarden. I know the overmind Z could put them in this order, but shouldn’t zombies be some more chaotic?

    And the first zombie in the bottom-left, the one that head can be seen only in 1/4, looks a little “funny”. He, like…negativly interfers the perspective. His head should be a little higher OR the Zs’ heads should be seen from a little from above. Then he should be a little lower.

    It’s only me, or big Z lost his hole in the head in the fourth frame?

    Apart from that, astonishing work mister Owen.

    Ah, and if someone already said this notices, then I’m deeply sorry. There’s, hell, like 104 comments. My brain would have gone bananas if I had read them all.

  116. Dylan Says:

    Buuurn bitch.

  117. Peanut Gallery Says:

    Does this change TFZ’s name to WLB? :-D Still love him though. I mean really… WLB he may be… But he still owned 6 billion people, and the vamps. I mean… What other reason would you have to destroy the world aside from hurt feelings?
    He’s clearly insane, and likely was before he ever became a vampire, met Val, and had his heart broken. Talk about a stalker from Hell. “I’m watching you… And I have 6 billion dead people outside of your window right now. Who’s da man now?” Ha!

  118. Krasno Says:

    WLB should brush his theet, I mean, it’s been 65 years last time!!

  119. Pinkkis Says:

    Still no answer to me, is there more to this than this comic? like another comic this is linked to? Another comic startin that is linked to this? a movie ? Anime?

  120. Dan Says:

    People need to quit discussing Genesis. The book is full of shit. We evolved from another species of animal, we are animals, and that is all we are.

    Now you can’t repopulate the world with only two humans, because of all the problems already mentioned. My psychology teacher told me that only 500 people are needed to repopulate Earth with a genetically healthy human race.

  121. Fink6 Says:

    Pinkkis: This is currently the only comic, as well as the rough-story board for the movie that is to be in production, but Bobby has said that he would like to make sequels/prequels/spinoffs, but that they are money/time dependent.

    And I’m all for the new nickname because it gives a way to seperate Sullivan and Francis

    WLB

  122. achrin Says:

    movie is in the plans… val was born a vampire ..so, was her mother ,like all vampires they have the ability to change their body form ,so she could have had a very long gestation period of approximatly 7300 days and been born fully formed as we saw her … or do they age as normal from birth till they take their first drink of blood .. something to ponder here

  123. Bobby Crosby Says:

    “Long distances seems to dull it, while going underground (or obscuring with garlic?) seems to defeat it.”

    No, going underground does not seem to defeat it in any way, and how do long distances seem to dull it?

    “Does that mean there could be survivors in remote regions that share similar conditions?”

    There are no more humans as a fact, no matter what, and I swear that if this goes 700 issues there were still NEVER be any more humans, other than the offspring of the current ones in that library right now.

    “Bomb shelters would be zombie proof, since I doubt zombies or TFZ know anything about using demolition explosives or a tunnel boring machine…”

    I suggest reading through the comments. He dropped thousands of bombs and they had no problem whatsoever getting inside any bomb shelters anywhere.

    “Just wondering, about how long after Francis ended his 65 years, did Sullivan ‘wake up’?”

    Somewhere between 3-14 days.

    “Did they notice/care when two vampires dissapeared?”

    Probably only Val and Addison even knew that these two vampires ever were vampires. Val might not have even known about Sullivan being one (if Addison turned him, which he might have).

    “Was Val born an adult or did she mature.”

    Uh, born a little baby.  Many times I’ve said they stop aging at a certain point and I haven’t yet decided where/why that point is — might be different for every vampire.

    “I know the overmind Z could put them in this order, but shouldn’t zombies be some more chaotic?”

    Uh, that’s the whole point — they need to be seen as controlled and boring as possible while TFZ is stopping them, for obvious reasons, to show his control and that at any moment they could be back to killing.

  124. jen Says:

    did anybody else notice how many chains they put on Addison Payne?? Francis must be terrified of him. :D

  125. Rith26 Says:

    @jen: as well he should be… He’s Addison Fucking Payne…

  126. Zaldaran Says:

    heh i’m still waiting for the visual of rage just covered from head to toe in chains. also i hope nobody ever gets hold of the rights to this story from bobby, because you know the first thing they’ll do is add some humans who were hanging out in space or in some underground bunker for no reason and ruin everything about the story.

  127. Ro Guevara Says:

    Francis? Francis? Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!

  128. Bumtown Says:

    I hate to criticize, but when you’re writing the movie you might want to go with something different than, “the worst person ever born.” Just work at it a little and I’m sure you can find something far more fitting a man of AFP’s intelligence.

  129. Bobby Crosby Says:

    “I’m sure you can find something far more fitting a man of AFP’s intelligence.”

    LOL. Yeah, someone who says “I’m Addison FUCKING Payne!” and “He was just a whiny little bitch.” He has his own way of talking, mixing old with new, mostly new — he loves rap music too, and soap operas.  He’s really hating this WGA strike.

  130. Phoenix Says:

    dude this is possibly the best thing ive read in a long time. BTW you’re character mac looks exactly like me, it’s a tad disturbing.

  131. Anko Says:

    “He has his own way of talking, mixing old with new, mostly new — he loves rap music too, and soap operas. He’s really hating this WGA strike.”

    I never thought I’d say it, but AFP keeps getting better and better in my eyes. I hope I won’t like him too much by the time he dies.

  132. Tanaar Says:

    Actually, there’re very vew insults as basic, insulting, or as hurtful as “worst person ever born”. We just tend to hear hyperbolic insults like that and brush them off as exaggerative. In this case, having the smartest person ever call you that, with every intent of meaning exactly that…no, I think AFP means that he is literally the worst excuse for a human, vampire, zombie, or what have you. Ever, in history.

    Oh, and Dan. Not everyone believes what you believe. Kindly don’t insult the entire basis for several of the world’s largest belief systems because of your own beliefs. Most Christians, Jews, and Muslims are fully aware that their texts cannot be interpreted literally. Its the deeper message that counts, principally that a good person should be compassionate and accepting of his neighbor. Which you clearly have problems doing.

    Bobby and Owen, I’m a huge fan. Keep up the good work!

  133. Herbert West Says:

    I’m obviously still getting the hang of posting on webcomics. I introduced myself on page 98 ( http://www.lastblood.net/main/2007/11/14/page-98-the-first-zombie-speaks/#comment-9590 ). My comment seemed to take ages to be approved, while a lot of other comments were added, for some odd reason.

    This is a great webcomic. Practically every page has something on it that makes me want to print it out as a poster to hang on a wall. Zombies are cool, vampires are cool, and they way you have combined the two and produced a brilliant plot while doing so is utterly awesome.

    Anyway, I said earlier that I had some stuff I wanted to say about the fate of humanity without Addison Payne’s smarts. The way I see it, humanity couldn’t be more screwed if they dropped the soap in a maximum security prison. Addison Payne was responsible for everything from numerous vaccines which repeatedly saved us from the brink of extinction to airplanes. If he dies, and no other super-smart vamps rise to replace him, then humanity’s long-term survival prospects are not good. We would basically be stuck in the bronze age, unable to develop technologically except for by human ingenuity (which, in this comic, obviously hasn’t worked much in the past as Addison invented practically everything), and constantly vulnerable to being wiped out by plagues. Even if we weren’t all wiped out, life would still suck. Imagine having to extract your sustenance directly from the land, without the help of modern technology. Your life would be one of constant hard work. There would be no TV, no computers, and definitely no comics like Last Blood. A lot of what makes life fun would be gone.
    I can think of a few solutions to this problem.
    - The strain of vampirism which Addison Payne has is actually quite common, and vampires with this strain tend to become more smart with age. Bobby said that Addison may have turned Sullivan, so it is quite likely that he turned some of the other vampires in the comic. They will develop Addison’s smartness in a few hundred (or maybe thousand) years.
    - The strain of vampirism which Addison Payne has is actually quite common, but it only enhances the intelligence of people who are already really smart. None of the other vampires have really high intelligence, but if they turn someone who is already really smart, another Addison can be produced.
    - Addison deliberately turned some of the vampires currently left so that his enhanced intelligence would not be lost to the world.
    - A vampire’s corpse could somehow be used to produce more vampires with similar abilities. This one is a little off the wall.
    - The cure for vampirism can be used to create vampires with any enhanced ability through a process similar to selective breeding. The vampires with the weakest abilities would be turned into humans, then the stronger ones would turn them back. This process would rely on strains of vampirism mutating slightly when someone is turned, allowing stronger strains to be produced.

    I think Addison Payne would have turned a few people to ensure that his enhanced intelligence would not be lost if he were to die. What does everybody else think? Did AFP have a backup plan for our long term survival if he died, or are we Awfully Fucking Pwned?

  134. Slaine Says:

    I want to see the giant ball of chains that is Rage. :)

  135. Anko Says:

    “Did AFP have a backup plan for our long term survival if he died, or are we Awfully Fucking Pwned? ”

    I think he certainly had a backup plan but I highly doubt that it has anything to do with a “super-intelligent strain of vampirism”. He probably knew he was gonna die anyway, IMO.

  136. Cody Says:

    I am curious, did we ever find a name for the big black vampire several comics ago?

  137. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Haven’t decided, doesn’t really matter.

  138. Siege Says:

    Been reading this for a few weeks now. Anyway, out of curiosity, how would TFZ have gotten at the International Space Station, etc? I’m not sure how many missiles can make it up that far, so unless he prepped a space shuttle and crashed it into it or something…

    Not saying that there’s anyone left up there, but I’m just wondering how he would have gotten them.

  139. Bobby Crosby Says:

    That’s been answered many times. Feel free to search for it.

  140. Siege Says:

    …ahh. Sorry.

  141. Bobby Crosby Says:

    No problem, did it for you. Searched Google for “astronauts lastblood.net” (not in quotes) and instantly found this.

  142. Siege Says:

    Cool, thanks. Although, personally, I would have stayed up there until the whole thing blew over (yeah, right) and just took that emergency sputnick capsule down if I ran out of food.

  143. Siege Says:

    Er, soyuz. At least, I think they had something like that… I’d have to look it up. Not like it matters much anyway, though.

  144. questioner Says:

    doesn’t make sense here,but, what did you mean by saying you don’t want to spoil the RAGE series?

  145. Bobby Crosby Says:

    You don’t want to go see your family and friends and try to save them from being turned into zombies? I don’t think any astronauts would choose to stay up there if they were given the option.

  146. Siege Says:

    Heh, call me selfish. If my family and friends were getting killed someplace… no offense, but if there’s no way I could do any good (and in this case, I’d pretty much conclude that) I’m staying the heck away from there. I’ll see ‘em in heaven some day, so no point in joining them too soon. I see your point, though.

  147. Bobby Crosby Says:

    That’s why you’re not an astronaut. Also, in the first few days it wouldn’t be at all clear that there’s “no way I could do any good,” especially if you’re an astronaut.

    “what did you mean by saying you don’t want to spoil the RAGE series?”

    I believe I also said that I hoped it would come out within a year, so that answers it.  Planning to give “Rage” his own comic book series (at least a 30% chance of that happening within a year).  It would start with his origin story.

  148. Siege Says:

    I don’t know. I guess you’d need to be there, really. Still, since most of the astronauts in the story seem to be that brave, that takes care of that.

    Oh, and actually… I’m not an astronaut because I get motion sickness.

  149. Bobby Crosby Says:

    “Still, since most of the astronauts in the story seem to be that brave, that takes care of that.”

    There aren’t any astronauts in the story.

    “I’m not an astronaut because I get motion sickness.”

    That’s one of probably 73 reasons why you’re not an astronaut, I’m guessing.

  150. Siege Says:

    “There aren’t any astronauts in the story.”

    Ok, past tense. They were that brave, thus they got killed, thus they didn’t make it as far as the story.

    “That’s one of probably 73 reasons why you’re not an astronaut, I’m guessing.”

    Also true. One being because I’m more interested in deep space than manned space flight (even considered becoming an astronomer, at one point.)

    Anyway, I’m off. ‘Twas fun debating with you.

  151. Jonathan Says:

    “I think Addison Payne would have turned a few people to ensure that his enhanced intelligence would not be lost if he were to die. ”

    He turned sullivan! maybe I dont think its been decided yet.

    fun Possibilities with that notion:

    “Cause im ALBERT FUCKING EINSTINE”
    “be-cause..I.. am..Ste-phen…fuck-ing…hawk-ings”
    “Cause im CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!” (that one sounds odd to me like maybe it wouldn’t happen cause chuck would just roundhouse kick him to the face and kill all the zombies with his left pinky)

  152. JT Cool Says:

    Wow. MOHAWK VAMPIRE IS BACK!!!With a nice amount of chains.

    It’s funny that AFP is so badass. Unfortunately he has to die and that brings horribleness to me.

  153. Desiree Says:

    Should be a Addison payne T-shirt, he’s an amazing character on so many levels.

  154. Jonathan Says:

    I cant think of an actor awesome enough to play AFP in a movie. Denzel washington I think might do a good job were AFP black…

    Kianu Reeves as the whiney little bitch

    Shia lebouf as timmy

    Chuck Norris as Rage or Mack

    I cant think of anyone snazzy to play murdo either.

  155. KayRis Says:

    First off, I’m really surprised that so many people were surprised at TFZ being Murdo’s granddad. Hasn’t it been mentioned in, like, almost every page posted?

    Now I understand more about the tunnel. If Francis hated vampires before he ever even saw one, it would make sense that the tunnel is coated in garlic! He was trying to protect his town against vampires (I think)! Irony anyone?

  156. Kai Says:

    A.F.P. says he was a whiny bitch, therefore it must be true! Tho’ the reason he has bad breath is…no sorry… WAS probably because he WAS a zombie.

  157. Kai Says:

    Also, I love the way the zombies are looking at the humans: O_O. I’m not sure why I love that look, but I do!

  158. Bobby Crosby Says:

    The bullet hole is now in TFZ’s head in Panel 4. Thanks to the people who pointed it out.

    Page 100 up in about an hour.

  159. Jonathan Says:

    I hate Francis
    But I love Parker!

  160. Jesse Says:

    Forehead bullet hole FTW. BTW, to the guy whose name I don’t consider worth looking back at, who posted that this story was “ruined” by a twist M. Night Shyamalan would have been embarrassed to use:
    What twist would that be? And just out of curiosity, do you realize you’re the only one who feels this way?

  161. meh Says:

    i love parker too. yay parker. also… rather dissapointed with the motivation… was good up till there.

  162. Jonathan Says:

    Meh, you would be surprised how petty some people can be. Wars have started over something as silly as an insult, it doesnt surprise me to find that someone who was envious of pretty much everything someone else had who was a “friend” would cause the end of the world. Or some other totaly idiotic thing.

  163. Micah Says:

    Jesse:
    First: In response to your comment (on my comment) 2 pages ago… sorry, obviously I missed your later post. I usually read fairly carefully, but I seem to have missed it and the topic seemed rather foolish even before your comment. So, I’m sorry if I offended you. I missed the “joke”.

    Second: Even if I had read it I’m not sure, “Er…not sure what my point was with that last line…so…yeah.” got that point across. And the period is right next to the question mark on the key board… it’s called a typo. I’m pretty sure your grammar hasn’t been perfect every page.

    Third: “Are you the kind of person who asks questions that have been answered multiple times on the very page you are currently reading?” I have tried to be very careful about not doing that. I’m pretty sure that I haven’t asked a repeated question yet, (at least not on from the last 50 or so pages of comments I’ve read, and not about comic content.) Plus, it was more of a comment than a question. You know rhetorical like.

  164. David Kastrup Says:

    I’d go for three days between Francis and Sullivan rising. Makes for some sort of Christian symbolism: the world dies, and three days later rises again.

    Sort of, yes. But then three is not worse than any other number.

  165. FFXI Puppetmaster Says:

    ““Long distances seems to dull it, while going underground (or obscuring with garlic?) seems to defeat it.”

    No, going underground does not seem to defeat it in any way, and how do long distances seem to dull it?”

    Math mentions on page 45 that the smell of a small group of zombies became weaker, probably because they went underground. (Sullivan’s Tunnel) And the zombies weren’t detected until they were about to burst into the school through the tunnel. Although, now that I think about it, Math had succumbed to the lure of some shut-eye, and Val was… busy…

    Math also indicates his range of detecting the zombies, and he didn’t know the mexican group was gone. That’s why I thought the blood sense weakened over a distance. Although the smell of millions of zombies probably had more to do it, I guess.

    ““Does that mean there could be survivors in remote regions that share similar conditions?”

    There are no more humans as a fact, no matter what, and I swear that if this goes 700 issues there were still NEVER be any more humans, other than the offspring of the current ones in that library right now.”

    No Umbrella Corporation in Last Blood then? *evil grin*

    ““Bomb shelters would be zombie proof, since I doubt zombies or TFZ know anything about using demolition explosives or a tunnel boring machine…”

    I suggest reading through the comments. He dropped thousands of bombs and they had no problem whatsoever getting inside any bomb shelters anywhere.”

    Hmm… I’d have to be a schaemiac to be able to read all those comments, lol… unless I turned all posters into zombies… (hmmm…)

    Is that how TFZ got to everyone? His zombies retained their memories and skills, so TFZ could use their knowledge to learn about the world 65 years later? Then using these zombies he could infiltrate every military installation, cripple any defences (like ordering all planes and ships back to base), and specifically nuke any sites that already went into isolation (using his bloodsense to detect them) or that would take too much time to take over (large cities).

    Hmm.. no wonder AFP got outmatched by the Whiney Little Bitch… WLB had the entire zombie army acting as a single organisation…

  166. Tegu Says:

    THIS IS THE BEST PAGE SO FAR!

  167. Jennifer Says:

    …Okay, new favorite comic page. Addison owns, it’s hard to argue with. I’ve been giggling for almost a minute straight and it starts up again every time I think of any sentence he said on this page. He just called the comic/ film’s big baddie a whiny little bitch to his face! I’m full of so much love for him.

    Excellent job with creating likeable characters!

  168. Trilbydude Says:

    XDXDXDXDXDXD

    Addison fucking rocks! ^_^

  169. Tranquil Says:

    Yeah, I’m sorry. Zombie apocalypse/impending death or not, I would NOT have been able to keep a straight face upon hearing Addison F. Payne call ‘Francis’ a whiny little bitch.
    Nope.
    I’d probably collapse laughing and promptly get my throat torn out.
    BUT OH IT WOULD BE WORTH IT.

  170. Pandora Says:

    I love Addison Fucking Payne. He has that “fuck you, I’m AFP” quality that I just adore.

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