SULIIVAN DAVIS!!!

Oh, will I never get my zombie hitler??

We’ve had this discussion 3,000 times. You obviously DON’T NEED TO. You only need to if you want TONS OF SPOILERS FOR LATER. Again, look up the definition of spoiler. This is ALL STUFF THAT WILL BE IN THE COMIC LATER and tons of people have questions about stuff that will SHOW UP LATER. The comic is NOT DONE YET and there are tons of sequels planned. This is literally the 50th time I’ve said this shit.

“I meant insulting people who provide your income is idiotic.”

No, it’s being honest and appropriate to insult asshole trolls like you, and I guarantee doing so increases my income because it makes the true fans respect me more for not being fake and being nice to assholes just to try to get money from them and hope they keep reading the comic and buying things. Keep in mind that the vast majority of comic writers would have never allowed most of these comments to go up in the first place, let alone responded to them. They would have never approved the comments. I allow all criticism of the comic, but when it reaches a point where they’re just annoying everyone and wasting everyone’s time by bashing me personally, as is almost always the case, their true colors show and the only logical option is to ban them as opposed to letting them dominate the comments page. I often wait too long to do so, though, resulting in retarded conversations like this with people like you who have no brain and can’t understand how things work, can’t understand what they just read (the comments, not the comic — but that too!).

“just like to say i’m never visting your site again so don’t bother responding”

Everyone says that and it’s an obvious lie. You’ll come back more than ever now.