Comments on: Page 101: How He Did It

By: Trilbydude

Trilbydude — Fri, 23 May 2008 15:50:03 +0000

Now that is a BIG stick.

oh and tegu, shut up.

*checks date* damn…

By: Tegu

Tegu — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:03:57 +0000

THIS IS THE BEST PAGE SO FAR!

By: Paxromana

Paxromana — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:06:22 +0000

“Small bites.” How did nobody notice getting scraped by some stinky guy’s teeth. Seriously, what?

By: Amy

Amy — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 21:28:11 +0000

I jst read over what these people said about the errors and honestly, I can’t see any. These people who are fussing about inaccuracies need to get the sticks out of -their- asses.

By: Bobby Crosby

Bobby Crosby — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:29:45 +0000

“And, dude, weâ€™re not speculating in order to say the story sucks. Weâ€™re just trying to make it stronger and better.”

That might be YOUR purpose, sure, and there’s nothing wrong with speculation, but the people who say that there are definitely huge errors in the story are are just trying to say the story sucks in any way they can, yes.

By: Art

Art — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:22:54 +0000

Killing people on the ISS would be relatively easy. There are plenty of weapons that could be used to destroy it. The only hard part would be locating the zombies who knew to run them. China, Russia, and the US all have satellite killer weapons.

There are also plenty of weapons that can collapse bunkers. Nukes set to ground burst wouldn’t do it, but penetrating rounds would.

I think you would have to extend TFZ’s range and say he could control zombies from anywhere in the world, but after that, no problem.

And, dude, we’re not speculating in order to say the story sucks. We’re just trying to make it stronger and better.

By: Lex

Lex — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:35:13 +0000

Yea, I suggested that pool que up the arse idea to somebody once. Didn’t laugh. Probably the way I worded it. “Why don’t just ask your boss to go fuck herself with a pool que and die?” Don’t ask me for many kinds of advice, or complain to me about your boss.

By: Lex

Lex — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:27:55 +0000

“… possibly forever. The second graphic novel will definitively answer that …”
Sweet.

Umm. Just noticed a small irony here … anybody notice that the page with AFP lecturing how to destroy the world with zombies is a 101 … ?

Today’s lesson ;
Zombie World Domination 101
Lecturer : Addison F. Payne

By: FFXI Puppetmaster

FFXI Puppetmaster — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:14:36 +0000

I think vampirism is spread by way of prions. (A prion is a complex protein that can act as a catalyst to change other proteins to it’s own form. BSE is an example of that.) When a vampire turns into a schaemiac, the prion itself also changes to an emergency configuration, so that instead of creating a new vampire, it creates a zombie.

The schaemiac can control them because it is his signature prion that infected them. Unfortunately, just like new vampires inherit the inability to generate red blood cells (thus need to drink blood), so do zombies inherit the emergency configuration of prion.

Zombies retain some of the abilities of the schaemiac, like bloodsense and the desire for blood, which makes them horrible effective as a fire-and-forget weapon. They’ll hunt down the nearest human and bite them, but are never able to fulfill their hunger so they keep doing it.

They also retain a weak form of (supernatural) regeneration, which causes the zombie look: they tend to rapidly degenerate to the same state of the schaemiac, but as long as their own blood supply lasts, they won’t decay further. They can’t heal wounds or regrow limbs, but as long as the brain and nerve system remains intact the zombies keep going.

Hmm.. if only we had Payne’s research data… he would know

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:45:11 +0000

“My comments donâ€™t make sense to you because you donâ€™t know what you are talking about. THERE ARE PLACES IN THE WORLD YOU CANâ€™T FLY. Not even close to them. Thatâ€™s right, chief. There are places where the conditions are such that air travel is impossible. And people live there.”

In the 1990s we dropped high grade explosives in Yugoslavia from an Airbase in Ohio without stopping to land. We could under emergency circumstances have Boots on ground in Mongolia from the US airbases in under 10 hours.

Also most of these superbunkers that might survive nukes generaly would be in super populated areas Ney york,DC,London,Paris,Tokyo places there large amounts of explody things already are in place.