Page 96: Isn’t Over Yet
Friday, November 9th, 2007Ha, I had “full post shortly” on here for 30 hours. Anyway, so yeah, it isn’t over yet!
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Ha, I had “full post shortly” on here for 30 hours. Anyway, so yeah, it isn’t over yet!
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November 10th, 2007 at 9:32 am
Well, if I were Vampiracated against my will by some crazy bitch, and then concocted this overblown convoluted scheme to get back at them, I’d probably use as few chains to contain her as possible, as an insult. Like, “ha, you’re weak, you suck.” And if she breaks free, all the better! That way she’d have a little false hope before I chain her AGAIN. Repeat ad nauseam until she’s too tired to break free from chains, then downgrade to rope, then maybe to gardening twine. Eventually, she’d be tied up with her own hair, which I’d have shorn from her scalp. Insult to injury. But that’s just me.
AFP in so many chains is like a mark of great respect. When he does go, I’m sure it’ll be dramatic and awesome, not something stupid like, “Well, humanity is safe. Now I can retur- Fwuh! (slips on some crayons a kid left on the floor, falls and lands on a pointy Lincoln-log, dies.)” Besides, there’s always room for an “Addison Fucking Payne and Pals” spinoff cartoon show for the kids on Nickelodeon. Doesn’t have to be cannonical. He can, like, teach them shapes and colors.
November 10th, 2007 at 9:38 am
And I’m sorry he has to die. If he does have to die. But… I know he will die with dignity.
…well, he technically was already dead anyway.
November 10th, 2007 at 9:42 am
Also, I don’t know how many comments I have made on this page already but I don’t care, I’m making one more.
Chains have always been in a way sacred to me and ropes on the other hand unclean. (This has a reason but would require a two pages long explanation.) Maybe this is one of the reasons why it makes me sad. Or one of the reasons why it makes me less sad?…
November 10th, 2007 at 9:50 am
Our last hope is Val, I think. I hope she can somehow free the rest but I don’t know. Also I’m glad Addison F. Payne dies rather than being chained up for all eternity. -He is better off this way and more noble as well.
Okay. My computer has frozen twenty times while I was reading this page and I have gotten into a state of utter downheartedness. It is time I leave. At least until next update. Lord Klingsor over and out.
November 10th, 2007 at 10:29 am
and of course, now mac is too tired to save the vamps. looks like it’s up to Val and possibly Grady. Think of it, if Mac had stayed inside to cut the z’s off just as they broke past the vampire line, the vamps would be fighting again for another few hours due to awesome.
Although, then we would lose all the awesome mac +vamp fight scenes and probably unnecessarily stretched the story out, but i can dream can’t i?
November 10th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Lord Klingsor, WTF? Three posts in a row at least twice. Plus you’re not making sense to me.
November 10th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
lol.
I love how devian has about three chains, while adison has so ma ny chains you can barely see him
‘I’m sorry, would you like some addison payne with those chains?’
November 10th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
“looks like some kind of chain fragment formed some kind of letter in front of vals chest there”
Ha, I didn’t even notice that. That’s cool.
November 10th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
addison will go down by the most awsome way possible. in my mind at least.
November 10th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Mmh, a pity we can’t hear anything: in the movie, Val’s scream when breaking her chains should be memorable.
Ans also, when saying “you”, does Devian mean the entire group of vampires, or only Addison? Because… I don’t know, they seem to be quite close to each other. Not as a couple of course, but is Addison some kind of mentor to Devian? I must say I like the idea of him being a kind of wise elder among the vampires. And at that critical moment, he would be an exemple for them: stern and dignified till the end… till the very near end…
November 10th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
*wails* but, but *trembling lip* we all love AFP!! Now we’ll never know the secret of the sunglasses! Or how he keeps his skull so amazingly taut! or, or . . . *sigh*
Well, as they say, if you have to go – go with a smile. I vote for the crayon slippage, Lincoln log impalement . . . 😉 Brings to mind all the silly stuff that happens to Spike – he’ll be doing his big, dramatic monologue, then *bam* trip, or fall in a grave, or get tasered, etc. Love that stuff.
November 10th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
“addison will go down by the most awsome way possible.”
Unfortunately it won’t exactly be awesome, but it will include a major clue to a major plot point of the sequel.
“Devian mean the entire group of vampires, or only Addison?”
Entire group, but a special emphasis on Addison as well.
“but is Addison some kind of mentor to Devian?”
He’s basically a mentor to everyone, but he had a special relationship with Devian. Her flight always comes in handy, especially before Addison invented the airplane.
November 10th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
awesome page man. keep up the great work.
November 10th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Man forget val’s expression. The zombie’s expression in the last panel is priceless. He and i assume it is a he has that ” This crap happens to me look”
November 10th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Correction “This crap ALWAYS happens to me” kind of look.
November 10th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Crap, was there some part where they discussed chains being able to really restrict vampires or something? I totally don’t remember that at all… can anybody point me to the comic where that’s explained?
November 10th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
“Her flight always comes in handy, especially before Addison invented the airplane.”
Ha, I might be sorry when he dies after all. Yelling at Math just repulse me that much now that I know he invented airplanes. All is forgiven. I was born because airplanes exist. I owe AFP everything.
November 10th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
“Crap, was there some part where they discussed chains being able to really restrict vampires or something?”
Um, multiple times, yes. Like on Page 85, which was called CHAINS —
http://www.lastblood.net/main/2007/10/18/page-85-chains/
Addison strongly implies there that chains would restrict them. Then on Page 87 he 100% makes it clear that chains could hold him —
http://www.lastblood.net/main/2007/10/20/page-87-one-last-fight/
“I totally don’t remember that at all… can anybody point me to the comic where that’s explained?”
You have a bad memory. And on Page 34 Devian made it clear that she can’t carry Mac. If she can’t carry Mac, how is she supposed to break free from chains?
http://www.lastblood.net/main/2007/03/23/page-34-flight/
And on Page 94 Addison explains that TFZ was tiring the vampires out so they’d be too weak to break free from the chains —
http://www.lastblood.net/main/2007/11/06/page-94-chain-gang/
So this issue has been covered substantially, jeez.
Also, why would it need to be explained? It’s explained simply by seeing that chains are holding them. Now you know! Their strength comes from having a lot of fresh blood in their system, and Val has the most fresh blood of any of them after drinking Murdo’s mom’s blood and Murdo’s blood. Most of the rest have gone without much blood for the past month, so they’re weaker than usual.
November 10th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
Weapon of choice: Long rifle(scoped), Sig Sauer P229, Cricket Bat
…dunno where that came from. Being a vampire would so rock.
November 10th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
“Her flight always comes in handy, especially before Addison invented the airplane.”
LOL. Finally, credit where credit is due. All that “wright brothers” crap, with the first flight being for 30 seconds or whatever, that was never believable. Thousands-years old vampire inventing the airplane actually does make more sense.
November 10th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
okay,instead of asking what addison invented,what did addison NOT invent? seems like every invention in the last 2000 years was made by him
November 10th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Well, maybe he invented a moisturizure cream for the zombies’ oh-so-dry skin? or perhaps a cure for cancer?
On a more serious note: i bet he invented a cure for being a vampire. or a high heat bomb or somesuch. maybe it’s something akin to blade’s serum? sorry bout comparing something like blade to this.
oh well, just a thought.
November 10th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
True enough. We should try to guess!
Addison didn’t invent: …
huh….can’t think of one.
November 10th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
i love that addison gets extra chains. as if humanity didn’t have it bad enough after the end of the world, now AFP is going to die. we are so screwed even if we make it through all this and living through the zombie infested world. maybe jesus will come back and save addison this time, ha.
November 10th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
AFP apparently did not invent Rogaine. 😛
November 10th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Yeah, he already said that the vial in the case was a cure for vampirism.
And as for the chains, why would they be able to break out of them? I imagine being made a vampire makes you stronger, but not a TONNE stronger. I imagine most of their strength is from thousands of years of workout. And if they had drank blood I imagine most of them would be able to break out.
The chains were also further explained by them only attacking from one direction, wearing them down until they were weak enough to use the chains on.
So stop asking stupid questions about them, it’s all right there and obvious.
November 10th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
And the bazooka shell didn’t help any.
November 11th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
why do the eyes of the zombies light up? [or did I miss that answer?]
great page…
November 12th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
Heehee the Book poster by Math is amusing. And OH NO OH NO! to the rest of it.
November 20th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Sure, I’m a girl… But that’ s not gonna stop me from dressing up as Matheson for halloween. ‘Cause he’s badass.
And I’m in freakout mode right now, since this is getting very…very…very… suspensfully exciting. Meh.
Brain overload. I’ll be sad if everyone dies.
December 12th, 2007 at 9:02 am
THIS IS THE BEST PAGE SO FAR!
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:40 am
SHE-RA MEETS XE-NA!
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