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Wednesday, January 24th, 2007Look, vampires! That lady vampire is pretty hot. Don’t have a name for her yet, so I’m taking requests. Please make a comment below to give your suggestion. This actress is one of my top choices right now to play her. She submitted herself for April, but I think she’s better suited in this role, which will be a fairly important one.
January 24th, 2007 at 2:24 am
Mac’s gonna be sorry he missed this party! How about Adrianna for the female vampire? Just Google some goth names or something. That should yield results 😛
January 24th, 2007 at 2:43 am
She has red hair, so Autumn is cool i guess.
Other cool names: Raven, Destiny, Nikita, Nicole, or maybe eastern name like Atosa (persian, girl that rides a horse), or Leila (arabic, means night).
January 24th, 2007 at 3:04 am
How about Gladys or Lydian?
Sean’s suggestion of Raven or Nikita sounds good too, but maybe a little too stereotypically for a vampire. xD
That’s either a good or a bad thing.
January 24th, 2007 at 6:10 am
I say you should name her Emily or Luna. I think those are both really nice names.
January 24th, 2007 at 6:23 am
Wait, wait, do these suggestions imply that only goth girls with vampire-y names become vampires? Or that once an attractive woman becomes a vampire she picks an obscure (or counter culture sounding) name?
Buck the trend and make a joke out of it.
Jenn. Sarah. Kristen.
Great comic, by the way!
January 24th, 2007 at 7:16 am
Hm… I would like a rather unusual name for her. She is a skilled fighter, so Mele?
January 24th, 2007 at 7:56 am
How’s about Zayla?
January 24th, 2007 at 8:26 am
Wow, this comic is really awesome, so far I’m loving how bad ass the zombies look and the gore so far. Keep up the good work man!
January 24th, 2007 at 10:01 am
I picture her with a less goth-like name. I like Adrianna. Something old fashioned would suit a vampire too, Irma, Charlotte, Miriam… something biblic? Sarah, Judith, Maria, Hanna…
January 24th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Just throwin’ a few out here, but i was thinking maybe Trisha, or Brenda (Gaelic meaning raven haired maiden) or give her a goddess’ name like Aphrodite, or Hera. Just my 2 cents
January 24th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Actually, I think she kinda looks like a Valerie. Spell that correctly if I didn’t.
January 24th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Oh my God, I love that actress… I’ve got a thing for red heads >.
January 24th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Don’t go for something cliched and pretentious (like goth names).
Perhaps try a more common name, but a foreign version (like Eastern European)
e.g. lithuanian ‘Ona’ instead of Latinate ‘Anna’
so you’d have something deceptively uncommon
January 24th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
midian
January 24th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Midian is a great name, and it’s a Clive Barker reference which is cool. I think snagging a name from a song is maybe a good idea. Maybe something in the goth music area like; Helena (MCR), Judith, Brena, Magdelena(APC), Lilian (DM). There’s tons of options.
January 24th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
kkk, lillix
best name ever
and it kinda suits a redhead
i wish i could be in this movie cause thatd be freakin sweet
but us freakin canadians are stuck in the cold
January 24th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
it should be sexy and exotic, like chloe, or something.
January 24th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
I think Devi would be nice
January 24th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
How about Vampirella? Wait…that’s one’s already been used… 🙂
January 24th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
A red headed vampire… now here is the question was she born a vampire or turned, that would make a difrence on her name. if she was born one i would say something along the lines of Viata. sexy and deadly.
January 25th, 2007 at 4:24 am
… ‘Born’ a vampire?
I know that -some- fantasy games allow stupid stuff like that, but honestly. The entire concept of a vampire is that the body is dead, the soul is gone, and the body is animated by some sort of dark magics that preserve their body all except the iron / blood content. They -aren’t- capable of reproduction, rightfully.
Also, I was about to vote Cecelia because she looked like this chick who dumped me a long time ago, until I remember Sore Thumbs… Drat.
Well, you could still named her Cecelia and just dye her hair pink as a subtle reference for all the fans!
January 25th, 2007 at 4:34 am
Use an online Vampire name generator. Using the one at
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=vampnamer
I got a good list of 25 modern female vamp names.
Angela Bloodsworth
Angelica Aguilar
Angeline Cornelius
Aurora Carpathia
Celeste Cole
Celeste Constantine
Christine Carpathia
Christine Cross
Deidre Blood
Elenor Borgia
Grace Christiansen
Isabel Cole
Josephine Corona
Julia Cornelius
Kristina Aguilar
Lenore Bright
Misty Cervantes
Natasha Bloodworth
Opal Christiansen
Rose Crowley
Rosetta Bloodsworth
Samantha Delarosa
Valerie Breedlove
Victoria Crowley
Violet Church
January 25th, 2007 at 5:00 am
If budget were not an issue who would be your ultimate #1 pick for the female Vampire? I’d get Dita Von Teese.
January 25th, 2007 at 6:40 am
A name has been chosen, and it was suggested in the comments here. Thanks! You’ll probably see it in the comic next week.
Grogo, I like Jennifer Tilly, although she might not be athletic enough for the role.
January 25th, 2007 at 11:31 am
How about Josephine? And maybe Josie is an annoying nickname she doesn’t like. Michelle sounds nice too.. Sarah, Victoria, Camellia. Those names popped up when I saw the actress’ picture…. I think a more “conventional” name would work. I mean, who says vampires *must* pick a cheesy alias? :p
January 25th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Seelena?
January 25th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Bobby, I agree with about Jennifer Tilly. Even if she were trim enough I think her voice would not be in line with the character’s image. I loved her in Bride of Chucky though!
January 25th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Mewt-
Thats a zombie. Vampires are sentient – which means they are not reanimated. They’re humans inflicted with a disease (the ‘vampire bite’) which causes them to become undead.
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My vote goes for Mehgan. (Megan, without the lameness.)
January 25th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
I’ll just let you know now so the suggestions can stop!
Valerie.
January 26th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
PWNED! My suggestion made it into a comic! *dance the dance of sexy vampire naming which he just made up*
January 27th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Aww, and I had my heart set on Steve 🙁 😛
December 10th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
THIS IS THE BEST PAGE SO FAR!
March 17th, 2009 at 7:33 am
Personally i like the idea of a non-gothic name for this vampire as well if a name has not been chosen. Something simple and beautiful to match her brutal nature as a vampire but still something calm to match the affection people may feel for her…something calm like Rose or something victorian would match her looks and actions nicely.
I just started reading this comic today so i am way behind on everything but i still feel like contributing the best i can.
May 18th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Redrover- Actually, the original ‘vampyre’ was really more like a zombie than the poshified, skin tight black leather and/ or satin and silk clad Lestats of the modern era. They were dead corpses, had little intelligence, and wandered about aimlessly, drinking blood. They were a rotten bunch, all in all. Pardon the pun. Over time, they went from the mindlessly shuffling dead people to the sophisticated and intelligent (but still undead) Dracula type. Then they somehow turned into some kind quasi-undead immortal super powered race of supermodels with no weaknesses.
And these days they sparkle, too.
-Gregor the Mildly Deleterious (and dreaded) Wizard of the Guild of Lurkers, High Snarkmaster.
Anyways, this may be years later, but Mewt was right. Too bad, the Vampy Babiez cartoon would’ve made millions.
May 30th, 2009 at 9:16 am
katana = pure pownage against zombies!! it’s like cutting butter with a white hot knife yay
I would have suggested Eve or Dawn or Kyra